So, what’s the most progressive (lazy) thing you’ve ever done?
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Laziest thing I’ve ever done is be POTUS so that I could avoid work and just play golf.
Not sure this qualifies – Was traveling with a group of about 45 people. We stopped at Taco Bell to eat. Everyone got in line and I was at the end. After about 10 minutes of standing there I hopped in the church van and went through the drive-through, got served promptly. Took my food in, sat down and ate.
I vote on House Bills without reading them…
Sounds like a bunch of children to me.
Taught the dog to pick up her own stinkin’ toys. Yes, the initial expenditure of energy was a pain, but I’m too dang tired at the end of the day to pick up after her. Let her earn her keep.
OK I wouldn’t do them, but some of those are hilarious. 😀
Aspired to the pinnacle of under-achievement.
I will be the first to admit I am lazy, but I have never been THAT lazy. And I work hard ~50 hours a week so it’s usually more tired than lazy. Something tells me the people above are most likely unemployed.
Many years ago, making the kids wash, dry and put away their own clothes. So my laziest progressive moment was actually teaching my kids to be adults.
Go figure.
Taught my dog to exercise himself. I only utter one word and he runs around the yard circling the house at top speed barking his fool head off. What’s the magic word?
Obama.
I’m still using Firefox.
I have a phrase that my wife is sick of hearing: “Everything I do is so that one day I can be lazy.” After 10 years, she has learned to respond, “But you’re lazy now!” My response? “I’m trying, and some things are already done!”
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Copy cat! You still had to hit one key, Vv! lol
Do4 wins by 23 minutes!
@Cat who was copied: And what key was that, pray tell? Try entering a space and see what happens.
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Doesn’t matter – you had to hit one key. It wasn’t one keystroke less. Same amount of effort!
One tap of the space bar will do your post.
I selected the whole post. One space was there.
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Ok, So I’m wrong on the key. Still ONE key lol
Yeah, that’s my sock puppet.
Dadof4, something was up with the site Einstein. I posted two comments that never showed. Several empty comments.
B_B No idea what’s going on with that. I know for sure I posted a comment yesterday that disappeared, too. Somethings awry.
But, that doesn’t have anything to do with Vv’s and my little fun here, though.
No need to for insulting.
That was actually a compliment.
Dadof4, You better figure your shit out, and you know what I’m talking about. Friend or foe, you decide. Don’t mean shit to me.
Geez Fur? How many more times you going to let Brad run around threatening people?
Dadof4, Time to change your tampon. I give what I get little bitch.
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Good one, Vietvet. That’s funny, but then I’m easily amused.
I knew a guy who was so lazy he put Operator on speed dial (a very old joke, and come to think of it, it makes no sense any more)
Vietvet, and for you my friend, I leave you with this. A very underrated band.
https://youtu.be/L8JFNMRp_xo
I’m so lazy I only spend 30 seconds to cook minute rice.
@Bad_Brad: That’s pretty smooth – Thanks!
Wow,B_B. Looks like you’ve chosen. What did I give? Only said no need for insulting. I re-read and I never called you a thing or put you down.
I’m gonna say Chelsea Clinton’s husband, since I’m pretty sure he married a woman that was already pregnant….somehow.
I don’t get it ……. whas rong wit bein lazy?
Thas Y I want inot politics ……..
An tok bout lazy! Barry don’t even squirm when Reggie fukz im in tha ass! Yu shud see em! Like Reggie’s fukkin a overcoat …. uhh .. not sposed two tok bout Barry and Reggie …….. sorry …..
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