A contest that was inspired by this post:
A publisher is releasing 365 daily devotionals which provided Hillary with support during her presidential campaign.
Bill Clinton says he doesn’t email, yet, Hillary wrote this-
“During the campaign, the emails from Bill were the first I opened each morning. They gave me strength,” Clinton said in a statement released by Abingdon.
Do these crunts and crenises ever stop lying?
See all of the entries, HERE
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And now, the results:
Special category- “If you have nothing nice to say, come sit by me”:
Dear Hillary, why are you up fifty pounds and not fifty points? – Sadie.
A bush in the hand is better than Bill’s old crooked dick. – Col. Angus.
Inaction breeds doubt and fear, Bill will breed anything. – Cato.
Runners up:
Lie. Lie about lying. Lie about lying about lying. – Whatshername.
Cleanliness is next to godliness, so be sure to wipe your servers every day. – Pbunyan.
If at first you don’t succeed, cheat harder. -Cfm990.
The best preparation for tomorrow is the alibi you concoct today. -Dianny.
The winner is:
Congratulations, Claudia!
Thank you all for playing- You are all mean hilarious sonsabitches and you should all be ashamed proud of yourselves.
I’ve enjoyed this very much!
OMG! That’s hilarious! And the image is perfect! Great work, Claudia!
What goes around, comes around. Elections have consequences. LOL
See people, this is why I come here!
Good work!
So much win!!! Her book is certain to sell out now!
Claudia for the win! Hilary barking like a dog is damn funny.
How did you get her to bark? 87)
They should have left the whole month of August blank.
What? I can’t get no respect – or no prize, neither – I’m wun of the funienst guys around (not like that) but can’t win shit.\
Errybody shud get a prize!
Corngratulations, Claudia!
Brava! The barka-lounger is a howler.
Congrats Claudia
(Thunderous Applause)
And to think. All those stupid donors gave her millions, when a bag of Beggin’ Strips® would do.
LOLOL That’s a great image!
Woo-Hoo, Claudia!
Congratulations Claudia! 🤣
Thanks MJA… I’ll take runner up all day long! 💋
Love the fresnel lenses on the little ‘bitch’, Claudia! Superb work and sarc!!!
Congrats Claudia!
Hey, how about we make our own book from all the entries. Lol!
HAHAHAHA!!! Claudia, that’s awesome. Great image. 😀
Whoa! REALLY? Thank you!
I thought there were more clever ones than mine! We kinda feed off each other, don’t we?
Hilarious! Congrats!