Unedited, un-airbrushed pictures of Kim Kardashian have surfaced, and it ain’t pretty. Normally I wouldn’t care about such things, but the Kardashians have so much to make fun of.
1: The father was on the OJ defense team.
2: The mother married the loon Bruce Jenner and subjected the kids to mental illness.
3. Kim married the execrable Kanye West.
4. And this is the most egregious of them all – fat ass insists she hasn’t had butt implants.
You can do a lot of things that get overlooked, but don’t try and play me for a moron.
In the article that I won’t link, Kim’s sister Khloe says that “Kim has the best body ever!”
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh… no.
I’m thinking more along the lines of 2 gallon ziplocks, filled with large curd cottage cheese.
She better stay away from Muslimes, they cannot help themselves.
How in the hell did a BIG ASS get to be considered beautiful to the point idiots are getting butt injections?
What a sick family–all of them.
Just another mudshark
OH GOD, FIRST BREAKFAST, NOW LUNCH!!
MONDAYS SUCK!!
Who needs to buy ipecac when we have these pics?
How dare you Fur, I love mangoes.
Is “Kardashian” the Indian word for “inbred”?
i’ll bet she smells like long beach
Even her Cellulite has cellulite.
That’s not going to age well. I’ve seen bean bags with better tone.
Nasty.
I’m surprised she would be seen without a wide load ahead sign on her fa-toss. She has been working diligently on that for a long time.
Even airbrushed she is totally unappealing to me.
I’m a total agnostic heathen, but doesn’t the Bible speak of it not being advisable to worship vacuous idles?
Sweet merciful Zeus.
I’m running a special on Fix-A-Flat.
It’s almost summer, so I took a long look in the mirror to assess my physique. Conclusion: time to buy some new loose fitting Hawaiian shirts and large baggy shorts.
I’m not a fashion designer, but perhaps Kim should take a tip from my experience.
100 times more dimples than Shirley Temple…in all the wrong places.
Regarding point #1; there is a school of thought that says O.J. IS the father.
Even the old, yeah but she has a great personality, doesn’t work.
She needs to ask for a refund.
Curse you BFH, first the bill nye sex junk tape, now this. Yes, what happened to lithe slim more athletic and more feminine ladies? This serena williams look does not do much for me.
I told you earlier, BFH hates us. Putting up those pics of Kim Mudshark Kardashian for anyone to see. I think I felt a blood vessel pop inside my brain when I looked at that disgusting mound of cellulite, and my left side is numb. I quell I’m lucky that there wasn’t video, all of that blubber in motion may have been fatal to witness.
And no throwing anyone under the bus on this one Fur, it’s your by-line in the title.
Shit, guess, not quell. I told ya, my brain has been damaged, I need a good lawyer…
Being crazy, fat and stupid pays very well!
Name one male in the family that hasn’t been destroyed by these women. . . . I’ll wait.
Those of us from the South know what Kudzu is…
That chick has got what I like to call Kudzass – it just keeps growing and growing and growing…
I won’t tap that.
Time and Gravity will tell the “tail”.
Where’s that eye bleach when you really need it?
Who knew Stevie Wonder had better eyesight than Kanye!?!?
What a blind maroon
For someone whose fame and fortune exist due to her butt,
she has the hands-down ugliest butt imaginable.
What’d she fill her ass with? Maypo?
And BFH just smiles as he has a cocktail.
Soon the no see-ums will make his life miserable
Oh dear. *blink*blink*
…bags of cooked oatmeal!
Blacks love FWC….
That’s why I call her Dim Lardassian.
Thank God it’s not a thong.
I wouldnt hit that with my truck
Stupid me. I thought that was a photo that wasn’t supposed to be released to the public.
She actually means people to see her that way?!?!?
Bless her heart.
Take it easy on the lady….her doc got sentenced to 10-20 by a court in Philly. Now she’s stocking up on “Fix a Flat” at Auto Zone.
Give me a 10 foot pole and I’ll tell ya what’s not touching it.
She wants us to see the before shots. Shes gonna lipo it all out. Wait and see.
On the Bing start-up page, here’s the headline:
“Kim…wows on beach with vintage Dior bikini.”
No. Just, no. She’s not even in shape or “fit.”
The last time she had a Brazilian wax job, fourteen Brazilians had to be treated for heat exhaustion.
@Wyatt — “..my physique..” Good one.
I’ve never understood the ultra-large booty thing. Certainly can’t imagine having a foreign substance pumped into my butt cheeks. How awful.
It’s large kurd cottage cheese dammit!
@AA
The worst part of it is that she must’ve gotten the procedure done by a complete idiot of a doctor, you don’t get that kind of lumpiness THIS early in life unless the injections were done wrong.
This is a little late, I know, but I just had to share it:
http://anodtothegods.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/tumblr_ooi6opGtPn1w5sny6o1_1280.jpg
h/t – Anodtothegods
Thanks, you cured me of eating the green jello with fruit and marshmallows in it at the buffet….
Bottom heavy.
Now there’s a super-fine cushion for pushin!