Enraged woman attacked man because of his xylophone playing
KFI: Here’s a story that could only come out of Florida, where a woman was charged in connection with a xylophone rage incident.
Investigators say April Encarnacion, 43, was collared this month on a domestic battery charge following an incident at her home in Fort Walton Beach.
Better cold than hot grease…
Olde Gal would make a train take a dirt road.
Lionel Hampton unavailable for comment.
That woman wuz hit with a domestic battery… a Diehard!
It would have been poetic justice to bash his head in with he Xylophone!
Maybe she could not convince him to play “Those Endearing Young Charms”?
Probably playing “Pop Goes the Weasel” over and over while she was nagging. No bueno.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVjfy5s7jWY
Not guilty.
Next case.
I willing to donate $10 to her defense. Xylophones trigger me…………….Perhaps she just needs a safe space.
It could be worse, it could be The Entertainer or Turkey In The Straw played incessantly by every ice cream truck in the country during the Summer months. I’m surprised those don’t trigger epileptic fits in some people, they drive me nuts like I want to shoot their speakers just to stop them.
Probably needed more cowbell.
The rest of the story…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRQV8_IcGWk
…over and over.
Poor lady. He was asking for it.