The 40-year-old man is the third person to receive a penis transplant, in a surgery that took over nine hours.
“The first time he saw his penis, he was quite emotional and he couldn’t believe that after 17 years he has a penis again,” Prof. Andre van der Merwe said. “He is certainly one of the happiest patients we have seen in our ward,” he said.
The patient is expected to regain all urinary and reproductive functions of the penis within six months of the procedure.
“We expect him to have normal erections that allow him to have normal sexual intercourse,” Van der Merwe said. He is also expected to regain full sensation in his penis.
Penile mutation resulting from botched circumcisions is more common in South Africa than elsewhere in the world.
2 black dudes peeing at the urinal, one looks at the other and says, “I’m not a fag or anything, but I couldn’t help notice you’re black with a white penis.”
He responds, “I’m not black. I’m a coal miner on honeymoon.”
André van der Merwe is a conductor and composer from Durbanville, Cape Town. He often appears as a judge and guest conductor, locally and internationally. Countries that have recently invited him include Britain, Sweden, Germany, Japan, China, Wales, Austria and Namibia. Gramophone only ranked baton swingers of similar nature known for their Wagners, Verdis, Strausses, and Dvoraks.
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I guess its better than nothing
Wouldn’t it be something if his wife has a white baby?
Who in D’phuck gets a circumcision in his 20’s?
Bet he thinks it’s from a toddler
Should give him a whole new perspective given we think with our….
White penis!!! no matter what color it is going to look funny on him with it being so small.
Once his takes the “little white boy” out for a spin, all the brothers will want to “Upgrade”
Did you hear about the guy who had a penis transplant but then couldn’t pee? He couldn’t touch another mans penis.
Maybe he got Bruce Jenner’s?
Or Bradley Mannings’?
izlamo delenda est …
I like the fact that he can resume all functions including
NORMAL relations.Did ya catch that?
Lack of Organ donors
Record an interview with this man who is SO elated to have a penis again.
Then play it to every emo LOSER who wants others to pay for his sex change surgery.
Hey Tyrone, here’s two simple solutions to forgo the pain of tattooing.
#1 Turn off the lights, she’ll never know.
#2 Loop a couple very strong rubber bands around the base of your penis, it’ll turn black soon enough.
Just tryin’ to help.
“tattoo it to match his skin color” ?
how is he going to lengthen it, to match the stereo type as well ?
Why go thru the pain of tattooing when Shineola™ is so cheap and available?
@reboot:
“Who in D’phuck gets a circumcision in his 20’s?”
Muslems.
Talk about having a unique pickup line.
I got one from a horse, so now I can sell my Corvette.
And I used to worry about someone stealing my kidneys for transplants.
The racist bastard doesn’t want a lily white pecker, huh? I hope the tattoo job causes an infection and it rots off.
Tattooing it to make it match makes perfect sense. What I would wonder is who is going to reject who first.
So, if he rubs one out, would that mean he was gay?
Wouldn’t it be funny if he got an infection from the black ink used for the tattoo and his penis had to be lopped off!
Mike marries Wendy. One day at the gym while showering he notices a huge black dude with “WENDY” tattooed on his joint. For the next three days he stews about it thinking it might be for HIS Wendy! The following monday he’s in the gym showers and the guy strolls in. He can’t help himself. “Say, I’m curious why you tattooed “WENDY” on your dick”. The guy replied, “Oh no maaan, that’s not Wendy, that’s Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day”……
Hope that white guy donated his voluntarily !!!!!
Then there was the guy they called “Shorty.”
Nother dude says “Why they call him “Shorty?” He’s 6’2″!”
“Cuz of his dick.” came the answer.
“Oh … tiny dick …”
“Nah … cuz of the tattoo on it … “Shorty’s Bar and Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee””
izlamo delenda est …
When a train enters a tunnel, can anyone tell what color the engine is?
Will some pissant SJW become offended and say he has received a culturally inappropriate penis transplant?