Antonio Battaglia, a lawyer from Mexico, is reportedly planning to launch a Trump toilet paper brand in his home country later this year. A prototype of the packaging shows a caricature of the President of the United States’ face on a toilet paper roll, along with his gold locks and signature thumbs up.
The toilet paper, which is said to be starting in a limited run later this year, will be marketed using the slogans “Softness without borders” and “This is the wall that, yes, we will pay for,” the Associated Press reported.
Battaglia has also told several media outlets he plans to donate 30 percent of the proceeds to organizations helping migrants entering the United States.
There’s no word yet on whether the idea has caused a covfefe — err, kerfuffle — with the Trump Organization.
Beats the shit out of Obamas Roll.” Obama Whipes” start with a Hole in the middle !
The yuge royalties can go to the Build The Wall fund.
Wanna bet it never happens and this is just more bullshit news?
Obama TP????
They use TP there?
Trump should tweet, without one word, a photo of a bottle of Spic and Span.
She wipes her servers, so let’s serve her wipers!
https://youtu.be/h5Ua1i6m2bw
Try “Trump for Your Rump”…it satisfies.
Limited run? Mexico, always doing stuff half assed, no thanks.
Mexico can’t use toilet paper. Their sewage pipes are too skinny to clear out the TP. That’s why they throw their used TP in the trash can. That explains the smell of Mexico.
They use lettuce leaves to wipe their butts, both at home and in the fields. No joke.
that is a great caricature of Trump.
Fight fire with fire. Roll out Obamas, Clintons, Sharpton, Sanders, S J Lee, and Jessie Jackson brand butt wipes and see what happens.
They should send the TP to Venezuela. Trump would immediately be praised as a God.
Anonymous JUNE 1, 2017 AT 12:08 PM “They should send the TP to Venezuela. Trump would immediately be praised as a God.”
This is genius, should not be anonymous. Come in from the cold.