After ten years of study, researchers at Massachusetts General Hospital are proud to announce that they have found a new drug that will cause a person’s skin to tan, without being in the sun.
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Beta caratene?
All I have to do is take this new drug and it will turn my skin a different color? No thanks.
Shoot, my theory is that all the SPF crap causes skin cancer and blocks us from necessary rays that build our Vitamin D.
I’ve tanned nearly every summer of my life and am 71 with no problems thus far, and no sunscreen. I hate sunscreen. It’s like taking a bath with your socks on. Plus, it corrodes my swimming pool.
Surrender your whiteness! Isn’t this cultural appropriation?
Rachel Dolezal was just….a …bit…outside….of the learning curve….
Something from a petrie dish uh?
Oh, oh, I know… Obamatan!
I dunno. I thought the green chick from the newer Star Trek movie was hot with green skin, so it might be a plus.
Michael Jackson would NOT endorse this product.
Who will the colored people hate when all the people are colored?
Michael Jackson could not be reached for comment….
Military grade Camo
I was wondering why we haven’t heard much from Chelsea lately. She’s on vacation.
Spray tans will a thing of the past. Kathy Griffin will be able to come out of hiding.
That Photo Belongs in a Hall of Fame Somewhere…LOL
Shun Big Pharma. Want tan skin? Use Shineola™, comes in many skin tones!
If you take this product and use sunscreen you should be immune to multi spectral seekers in image guided munitions!
Paging Shaun King! Paging Shaun King!
…Pick up the (previously) white courtesy phone!
What do you suppose would happen if they could turn dark skin white? Maybe a Stampede at Walmart?
Hmmm. All this time I thought cocaine, crack, angle dust, ICE, Methamphetamine, Ecstacy, heroin, and weed caused skin to darken.
Guess my history education (when they taught such things) lead me a to a completely different & initial thought…
Josef Mengele.
Just when you need an alibi!
Grab a negro pill and get darky!