Since the Roger Ailes’ Era came to an end last summer, Fox News no longer uses its famous self-description of being “Fair & Balanced.” It’s been nearly a year and they have yet to come up with something else however.
How about, “Now with 30 percent more commercials?”
Just call it Tucker.The only one worth watching!
“Fox News – Blondes with Boobs.”
Just another nutwork.
‘Fox News -Not quite as leftist as the other guys”
Fox News…. it was nice while it lasted.
Henhouse News
“We’re no worse than CNN”
“We’re harping out for you…”
“News my daughter-in-law approves of.”
“Eh. What else is on?”
The spin stopped and now we’re dying.
I liked O’Reilly. Yes, he was an arrogant blowhard, but he did Fox News well, and he did great things for pushing on Jessica’s law and against sanctuary cities and was a pitbull on such things.
Many conservatives did not like him, but apparently the left has succeeded in bringing down Fox News by killing O’Reilly. Fox went over the cliff after his demise.
“Fading Fast to Fake”
“We Used to be Pretty Good”
‘Hope and change’ sounds about right or ‘two steps forward, one step back.’
Or the Lenin rearrangement of that ‘one step forward, two steps back.’
“Why aren’t we still fifty points ahead?”
“Hey! Come back! We’ve still got Tucker Carlson”
” All the Shep Smith you’ll ever need”
“You Never Know What Geraldo Will Say.”
“Better Than That Lesbian.”
“We’d rather be fishing, too”
Holding on to number one, while you hold your nose.
…Blued and Tattooed
Pleasing Soros One Day at a Time
Couldn’t
Offer
Vagina
Funding
Enough
For
Evening slot
Your Friends (with Privileges)
THIS… is F.O.X.
“Well, shit.”
Gluten Free
” Our employees don’t pee in the street. So there’s that.”
“New & Improved! 50% more Libtard than ever before …. with no GMO & gluten-free”
Less Left than the Other Guys
“We also do sports”
They don’t need a new tag line, they just need to change their name:
Fux News
“At least we’re not MSNBC”
Fox You
Juan and Shep are still here…anyone, anyone, anyone?
“showing more leg than the competition”
“Now as ‘Fair & Balanced’ as the rest of the Media … so you might as well watch us””
“Yeah? Well, can YOU do any better???”
“Hold our beer and watch us”
“Our weathermen don’t poop their pants.”
https://youtu.be/qFY8XlsTwaQ
Fox News – More and Better Geriatric Ads
I’m letting my sons drive the network into the ditch
“Why U Mad tho?
We are now with them.
“We have a gay guy, too.”
King of Basic Cable
“Your source for bears on trampolines”
Anchors Away
“Murdoch boys need a hobby”
F—!
O’Reilly
eXited
The FOX and her friends
pink, not red
better dead than RED
you still need background noise.
someone must have dirt on someone
“Please clap”
“No Bernie Bros…”
FOX: We suck a little more every day.
Training camp for other networks
“Watch us daily and win prizes!”
HOW ABOUT “We haven’t hired Rachel Maddow…yet!” ?!?
“Now hiring: Former 0bama admin”
Out: Red Eye
In: Pajama Boy Party
“You knew this was coming”
“Because the internet is on its way out”
Now Topless for better exposure
Turns out that “Fair and Balanced” was really a description of their female anchors.
“Cursory and Irrelevant”.
NO’Reilly
Management is fairly unbalanced
We want to be liked more than we want to be honest.
Fairly Unbalanced
Watch us…we got a fag anchor too.
“They Like Us!
They Really Like Us!”
“Can’t find the clicker, eh?”
Carney Fair And Mentally Imbalanced.
Fox News: Bare and Phallused.
No one is watching
Welcome to the FOXhole.
“Geraldo AND Juan Williams!”
“Maybe we can bring Beckel back! … again …”
“Some get Re-Hab, some get Fired.”
“We’re like that cow that gives a great bucket of creamy milk … and then sticks a shitty foot into it.”
izlamo delenda est …
Up yours conservatives!
Failed and unbalanced
Flair and Blanched
Arbitrary and capricious
We submit to Pisslam and the radical left.
Fox News, as much fun as colonoscopy prep.
We are in talks with Rachel Maddow
From O’Reilly To Oh Really?
From Hannity To Calamity.
“FOX. Millenial Boobs With Attitude. “
“Working hard horizontally, just for us.”
” FOX. Chirpy, Perky, Sassy in Spandex!”
And that’s just Shep Smith.
“FOX. First in Topless News”.
Because you know it’s coming.
“FOX. Please, just come back.”
“FOX. Hot blondes with baby voices between ED commercials”.
FOX might as well try the phone-sex approach.
Hire some breathy female anchors. Wouldn’t you rather hear your canned Lefty talking points from anchor “Sexy Kitten” in a seductive Australian whisper, as she tosses to field reporter “Ready4Funn” in a Brazilian thong outside UN HQ? Or redhead “NaughteeGurrrrl”, bouncing topless in slow-mo on the trademarked FOX FUN TRAMPoline?
Shep Smith could finally go full La Cage A Folles in costumes by RuPaul.
FOX Undescended
FOX News: Making it easier for Americans to turn their back on broadcast “news”.
Doing this by burning a golden goose enterprise to the ground is…. YUUUUGE!
Fox UnNews: When You’re Tired of Tentacle Midget Porn
because no news is good news
Faux & Blanched
Fox News: “What difference – at this point, does it make?”
Fox news: parroting the narrative of the left, with fake boobs added for emphasis.
Fox news: Prepared for S.O.S. (same old shit.)
Fox news: F.U.B.A.R.
Fake Bravado
Indecisive and Compromised
Faux News, we report, you listen.