‘Reynolds Wrap’s # 1 Customer’ – IOTW Report

‘Reynolds Wrap’s # 1 Customer’

 

 

Conservative commentator Michelle Malkin said MSNBC host Rachel Maddow delves so often into “destroy Trump” conspiracy theories, she is “Reynolds’ Wrap’s number one customer.”

9 Comments on ‘Reynolds Wrap’s # 1 Customer’

  1. Just about everything in the universe has variability, either within the physical phenomena, or our ability to measure it. That is why everything is studied with a statistical approach. The normal distribution “bell” curve is a nice, tidy way to demonstrate how the variability is distributed. Funny how it is called “normal”….
    I view those data points closest to the average as a consensus, while those at the far outside of the consensus are considered deviant. Pure scientists always want to keep the deviants. They perpetuate their careers by claiming there is a reason for their being. In practical engineering efforts we first study why those deviants are there and if there is no rational explanation we generally ignore them and, in the most extreme cases, we cull them.
    These same practical statistical approaches can be applied to humanity. Hmmmmmmm.

  2. She’s holding a bottle of Russian Standard Vodka. Good stuff! My wife and I spent a night out in Moscow with friends of hers and that is what most people were drinking wherever we went. I brought a big bottle back and had it stashed away for future use. The other day, she used the whole bottle to “pickle” a bunch of blueberries she picked. Don’t ask me. It’s a Russian thing. She says they have to soak for one month in a dark place so they are in her closet. I can’t imagine what the end result will be.

  3. An anonymous source told me the MSM pays their commentators big bonus dollars for every
    lie they report. According to this unnamed source, CNN and MSNBC pay the highest $ rates.

    For the commentator whose lie causes the President to resign: they get a shiny new Buick, a
    prepaid American Express Card, front row tickets to the Thumptrump-in-the-Park play, a free
    round-trip flight to Epstein’s Island Weetreat, and a year’s supply of Starbuck’s coupons!

    I’m told…off the record, of course…the excitement among the MSM is simply palpable.
    To quote my source: “…so many damp panties.”

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