Neurologists were shocked when they discovered the patient’s cognitive abilities increased after the procedure.
And I always thought they went through the nose…silly me!!! Guess this ‘monthly lobotomy’ process is what’s causing her eyes and miscellaneous body parts to twitch so often, huh?
OldGal46- No, that was what the ancient Egyptians did to remove the entire brai… Oh yeah, maybe you’re right. She’s pretty mummified looking lately.
Absolutely through the other end as Brad said and using this http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2805/9636048099_3d7d0e4a98_z.jpg
Surgeon probably wan’t too surprised when he pulled his tool out of her head and saw it was full of fecal matter.
As Nancy’s friend Hillary always says: “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
I’ve got a small two pound hammer that could take care of her problem rather quickly. Or a nice tomahawk.
She’s still flappin’ the yapper so it wasn’t done correctly.
Wrong tool. Try this.
http://wiki.wodgotham.com/images/2/20/Jackhammer.gif
That’s not a lobotomy, it’s her daily botox injection.
Neurologists were shocked when they discovered the patient’s cognitive abilities increased after the procedure.
How can you take out what ain’t even there?
I call bs. It would require microsurgery.
And I always thought they went through the nose…silly me!!!
Guess this ‘monthly lobotomy’ process is what’s causing her eyes and miscellaneous body parts to twitch so often, huh?
I’m pretty sure the went in from the other end.
I think Brad has the right idea. Are we sure that’s not her colonoscopy?
OldGal46- No, that was what the ancient Egyptians did to remove the entire brai… Oh yeah, maybe you’re right. She’s pretty mummified looking lately.
I don’t think you can lobotomize stupid.
Schumer, McCain, Waters and Loco-haunt-us are the result of chimpanzees performing their lobotomies.
Absolutely through the other end as Brad said and using this
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2805/9636048099_3d7d0e4a98_z.jpg
“Hey, that tickled. Can you do it toaster pickle?”
Wouldn’t that require the skills of a proctologist?
Not lobotomy. She needs Exorcism.
“I don’t think you can lobotomize stupid.”
But you can dress it up and give it a big gavel…
“Thank You Sir, May I have another?”
Surgeon probably wan’t too surprised when he pulled his tool out of her head and saw it was full of fecal matter.
We have to perform the lobotomy before we can see what’s in it.
I hope it was done without anesthesia.
Well, since she’s crazy, it explains why she looks like she’s enjoying getting a lobotomy.
As Nancy’s friend Hillary always says: “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
I’ve got a small two pound hammer that could take care of
her problem rather quickly. Or a nice tomahawk.