Jack Posobiec tweeted this exchange:
Trump: “Did you cheat the election, Putin?”
Putin: “Do I look like Donna Brazile?”
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Trump: Want to see my big Trump Tower?
I already have flexibility, lets flatten isis.
Putin, “Nice firm hand shake Donald, of course nothing like the last presidents wife.”
Don’t worry Putin when I get re-elected….
I’ll give you the media an we’ll take Poland.
Yes Vlad, it’s true, you CAN grab them by the pussy…and the let you!
“Eat enough borscht and you can throw those blue pills away.”
“You can ride my pony, but wear your red hat. Optics.”
“Is that a bug in the flowers?”
“No, the bug is in the pen”
“We turn our fake news people into weather reporters in Siberia.”
Putin — “Love your hair style. But, as you can see… ”
Trump — “Have you tried hair plugs?”
At least you didn’t bring one of those retarded “Reset” buttons…
In Mother Russia, pussy grabs you!
We just jail our dissidents. We don’t torture them on Twitter like you do.
Putin: You know, we are the lone super powers in the world.
Trump: We? I’ll have chunks of Putin in my morning stool.
We should kill soros and all of his spawn
I’ve sent our Pravda editors to CNN and the New York Times to learn how real propaganda is done.
Trump: You take Merkel an I’ll take Kim….Criss Cross
“We found Michelle’s ancestors frozen in a Siberian cave.”
“You can keep them. Just dont thaw them out or they will eat you out of house and home.”
To be honest, I was looking forward to watching Hillary throw down a few shots and collapse in front of the Kremlin.
Putin: “You know, there are other ways to stop the media.”
Trump: “I’m all ears.”
DJT – That’s a nice watch you have there Vlad. I have people who tell time.
Putin: ” Honestly, if I wanted to illegally influence and undermine the US election I would have just “donated” to the Clinton Foundation.”
Trump; So what ever happened to that Yakov Smirnoff dude, anyway? He was funny.
Your Jedi mind tricks won’t work, Vladimir. I’m not a Democrat.
Thak you Donald I no longer have to look at Mooch big fat ass anymore at these meetings!
Putin: “I’ll have more flexibility after my next election.”
Liberal Retard Praetorian Guard Media: “COLLUSSION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.
……unless Obama does it, then it’s okay.
Putin: You were 100% right about Megyn Kelly — total fluff and no substance!
Putin to DJT “Your democrats are so stupid they can’t even steal an election, let alone actually win one.”
Hey, Vlad did Hillary ever offer you the opportunity to grab her pussy?
Putin to Trump:
Yeah, I know Angela is a bitch,…… but she’s MY Bitch.
Trump My friend Bob Kraft asked if I would inquire about his Super Bowl ring.
Putin Ring? I have no ring.
Putin to DJT – “I have the 30,000 missing emails. Care to make a deal?”
Donald, whatever happened to that skinny half-black Kenyon fag who used to get on the news all the time and spout inane left wing crap while wearing a pink vagina hat and mom jeans?
DJT – WOW Vlad, the Donald J. Trump brand tie I sent you looks great on you. By the way, that uranium deal…. connect the dots my friend….
Putin: What’s wrong with the Mets?…
Trump: Just like Obama they can’t field their balls…
-So, Don, I heard there’s no hotel room for you…
-Nah, I just bought this building and will start a Trump Hotel here.
POTUS: Thanks for the election help. You are welcome on the Trump Train to MAGA anytime.
Putin: That’s right, just lean in a little bit, they’ll think we’re having a serious discussion.
“Nyet, nyet, Michelle too heavyset. Da, da! Milania!”
Melania..SHIT!
Putin: Obama asked me not to cum in his mouth, but I did anyway.
Trump: I hope you got your shots up to date.
I got nuthin’, but man, I hope someone comments on the way Trump dominates that picture. From his steepled hands to that mane of hair, he looks like he owns Putin. The shirtless man on a horse looks chastened as hell. Finally, an American President who knows we can buy Russia several times over and isn’t afraid to use the leverage.
PDJT: So, Vlad, did you hack the elections?
Putin: Show me your proof?
Trump: “Your lunch was very good.”
Putin: “Yes, but that was my lunch.”
Trump: “Yes, I know.”
AA, rotflmao ^^^
You mean to say you STILL have that Star Wars thing from Regan?
P-s-s-s-t Vlad, how many rubles would it take for you to do Chelsea Clinton?
Hey Vlad are liberal Russian women as ugly as liberal American women?
Got any surveillance tapes of Fort Marcy Park on July 20, 1993?
Putin to Trump:
“I’ll give you 50 bucks if you eat those flowers”
Vlad: Donald, I envy you. TV, Beauty Pageants, Beautiful women, Big Buildings with your name on them, and now President of the US.
Donald: Don’t forget the memes Vald. everything else is gravy, but those memes, Those memes are the icing on this yuuuuge cake. it makes everything worth it now. i love a good meme war.
Vlad: I think you mean memoir?
Donald: No! meme war, say it with me vlad, m-e-m-e w-a-r, meme war! got it!
Trump: You do know that if you push the wrong button your entire country will be annihilated??
“What ever happened to skinny redhead skank who make fun of you…did you send to GULAG?
Putin: I’ll tell you a little secret. Now this is just between us Don – I have it on very good authority that Joan River WAS right. And don’t ask how I know…
“Whaddaya think of this? You call off the Main Stream Media and I’ll take your worst enemy, lock him in a motel room with Hillary.”
Pedestal got the $35 million.
Thank god tha bitch didn’t win! You got that right!
Vlad, it’s yuuuuuge, and yours?
Putin: How I handle Fake News? Put arm around reporter neck so neck in elbow. Then grab one hand with other like this and pull arm to you…
(Trump thought bubble)… “They say I have small hands!”
“Cream and sugar with your covfefe, Vlad?”
Trump: Did you collude with Hillary?
Putin: Two words for you my friend… PLU TONIUM
Trump: You’re a little guy Vlad, wanna bellhop job at Trump Towers?
POTUS: How’s that reset button working for you?
Putin: Not too well…I now have to negotiate with a president who actually loves America and her people. Damn those Dems for running the worst candidate in the history of your nation.
Trump: I don’t give a damn how much you paid the Clintons, I’m running the show now, and I said no!
Trump: No, Vladimir, I disagree. Loretta Lynch’s calves are waaay bigger than Hillary’s
Putin: ‘Radar Love’ is the greatest one hit wonder of all time…
Trump: Nah Vlad, It’s Mungo Jerry and ‘Summertime’….less bras and more winning…
Trump- “…And did you see them throw her in that van like a side of beef??”
Putin- “HA! Yes, comrade! Like a cold dead Siberian Sturgeon!!”
Trump: Yes I know your low oil sales are crushing your economy, but you wanted to be a smart ass. Well, be a smart ass now!
As a matter of fact, I don’t do yoga. So you see, I’m not at all flexible.
DJT: Thanks for not appearing topless.
DJT: You seem uncomfortable in your chair.
DJT: Huh… I thought you’d be bigger.
Trump – Did you cheat the election, Putin?”
Putin – Yes, but that damn Hillary still lost!
“Vladimir Vladimirovich, do you have a refugee problem in Russia?”
“No, Donald John. All of those who fled Mother Russia are now someone else’s refugees.”
Putin: two things, never wear mom jeans or let anyone take pics of you only lifting 2 lb weights.
I bungled the first one. This one’s better:
“Vladimir Vladimirovich, do you have a refugee problem in Russia?”
“No, Donald John. All those Russians who fled mother country are now some other country’s refugee problem.”
Donald, now that you are leader of superpower, women let you grab them by Cofefe. No tix-tax needed.
Putin: The Flotus is better looking than last one. Sheesh talk about a bad transgender botch job!
DJT – Real presidents wear their lapel flag. What have you got there, looks like a rainbow ribbon. Sad.
Putin: We keep Crimea, you get DNC server data.
President Trump to Vlad: Have I got a deal for you, you can have the Reading Railroad and I will take Park Place off you hands.
Vlad Done, I love trains!
for those old enough to remember Vaughn Meader and ‘The First Family’ album:
Putin – I’ll have a chicken salad sandwich with a live chicken.
Putin: Your first Lady doesn’t leave a mess of banana peels everywhere too does she?
Does Melania have a sister?
Now let me tell you about my grandchildren.
“I will give the Ukraine back if you grab Jim Acosta by the pussy.”
I was editing and accidentally hit “POST COMMENT.” Correction!
“I will give Ukraine back and give you 50 rubels if you grab Jim Acosta by the pussy.”
So, I guess you and Alex Jones both screwed Megyn Kelly?
Trump, you got the best memes, did you thank CNN?