Found on FB-
Many years ago, I married a widow out of love, and she had an 18 year old daughter.
After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step daughter. My father eventually married her without my authorization.
As a result my step-daughter became my step mother and my father became my son in law.
My father’s wife (also my step daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step daughter’s mother.
This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.
As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father’s wife.
Therefore it appears that I am also my wife’s grandchild.
A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father’s brother-in-law, the step-son of my father’s wife, and my uncle.
My son is also my step mother’s brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.
In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:
Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father’s son-in-law and my step mother’s brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?
Sincerely yours,
Mohammed
THE ANSWER:
Of course you qualify, Mohammed! I have arranged to start mailing the checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in California.
Your Truly,
Haaaaaa hahahahahahaha!
Ain’t Gerry Brown just a great guy?
Well, Only if you incest.
It’s possible I could have concocted that scenario but I probably need a lot more to drink.
“Ain’t Gerry Brown just a great guy?”
Not if you live in California.
Taxifornia here I come…
California – Single Income Tax Brackets
Tax Bracket Tax Rate
$0.00+ 1%
$7,850+ 2%
$18,610+ 4%
$29,372+ 6%
$40,773+ 8%
$51,530+ 9.3%
$263,222+ 10.3%
$315,866+ 11.3%
$526,443+ 12.3%
$1,000,000+ 13.3%
The California sales tax rate is currently 6%. However, California adds a mandatory local rate of 1.25% that increases the total state sales and use tax base to 7.25%. Depending on local municipalities, the total tax rate can be as high at 10.25%
Property tax rates in California generally fall within the range of 1.1 percent to 1.6 percent of assessed value, with an average close to 1.25 percent. In 2007, The New York Times reported the average property tax in California was .68 percent. This is the average rate on the market value, as opposed to assessed value, of California homes so that the rate can be compared to rates in other states where the assessed value is the market value.
Speaking of the California tax code. I use to make some pretty good green. working my way back thanks to DJT. I do machine work for a guy that tells me last year he paid more in Cali state tax than he did to the Feds. I’m not sure how that’s possible but this guys pretty legit.
Doesn’t he look like a Star Trek alien there?
https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=R5OeVJ8X&id=B8131ED8EF2612C2A93B3AAA8E2023BDC3BCA410&thid=OIP.R5OeVJ8XifAPhWrMqa28qQEsDh&q=star+trek+alien&simid=607996147583484829&selectedIndex=1&ajaxhist=0
Claudia
You know the thing I really hate about this Socialist Libtard Piece of shit. He acts like a Rube in front of the public but in all actuality he can play the game as dirty as anyone. It’s been a winning formula for him in California.
i’m my own grandpa
Jerry is Counting on the Cannabis Taxes to Cover His Gambling Problem !
That Money is Needed for Normal things, not Supporting Mohammed – not Gluing Fake Penises on, or Obsessing Over the Damn Toilets !
He’s Such a Faggot !
I LOVE THAT SONG!!!
“I’m My Own Grandpa”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw
(see chart)
Back in the 80s, when I was just a young reprobate living in San Francisco, I had a couple of neighbors I was friends with who came from a weird family situation. Their father had been married, had twin boys, and a 16-year-old girl in the neighborhood babysat them. The father wound up having an affair with the babysitter, who became pregnant with a son (one of my friends). His wife threw him out, so he married the babysitter, and they went on to have another son and two daughters. The twin boys from the father’s first marriage grew up, and babysitter/wife wound up having an affair with one of them, left her husband and married the twin. So that made her ex-husband her father-in-law, and a father and grandfather to his children he had with her; the twin/new husband was now both a brother and stepdad to his siblings; the babysitter/wife was now the mother and sister-in-law to her children. They all lived in the same house together, and did a lot of drinking and drugs. True story.