Comedy or Reality?

13 Comments on Comedy or Reality?

1. Open the pod bay doors, Hal

2. Guy opens his refrigerator to find a rabbit in it, munching a carrot.

   Guy says, “What are you doing in my Westinghouse?!”

   Rabbit says, “What else? I’m westing.”

   (bada-bomp, bada-bing!)

3. I have actually heard this one before:
   We’re sorry! Your Amazing Smart Wife has denied you access to your little slice of Nirvana due to a not so funny insensitive comment made at dinner earlier tonight.

4. This is funny but it’s also my worst fear of Self-Driving Cars in the future:
   “I’m sorry, but WorldPresident Michelle Obama has determined that McDonalds is bad for you… and racist. Recalculating a course to FruityEcoMart. Locking doors.”

5. Island Life Sounds Better By The Day !

6. This is why I will never buy anything with “embedded software” (I think that’s the term), or STAR ONLINE, etc. I wish I could buy and maintain an old enough car that didn’t have a tattle tale computer (I drive a 2000 Toyota 4Runner).

7. I’m so glad I’m on this side of 50.

8. I’m just now looking for a deal on a good pickup with no electronics or computers on it. I can see a day that you need to travel without some electronic brain communicating your position.

9. Joe, you mean like a 54 1/2 Chebby stepside short box? My dad had one and loved it.

10. Yep
    https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Yyt8lwJn164/WYvIEQpoUyI/AAAAAAAABXI/nIQCFwz8jSI9_tQEyo_sKolEJ2gR-JhQQCLcBGAs/s1600/DG0MUFKXsAE15Jv.jpg

11. I have always wondered when the self-ticketing car will emerge and begin sanctioning drivers for traffic infractions they make even when no one’s around.

    “Hey, you just ran that stop sign! I am reporting this vehicle under code ….”

12. The Black Version – Yo Bitch Ya Aint Craked on A Honkey in 24 Aint no Food For You Fool !

13. Soon enough, these computerized instruments (of satan?) will begin to talk to each, sotto voce, and talk to themselves. Psychiatrists will have a field day and ‘loony bins’ will reopen–not for you…for your CAR!!!