STOP SUCKING.
(You’d think this would be an anti-Aids campaign.)
ht/ illust8r
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Ah, is OK to get blown?
Meanwhile, in Seattle, homeless people can scatter all manner of trash, hypodermic needles, and of course, feces with no resistance from the SJW.
It’s too late….Seattle already sucks.
Guess they are using twenties for their crack and cocaine sniffing.
All fast food restaurants will stop selling soft drinks.
Locals Complain ” How Do We Do Coke Now ” I’ts Not Like We Have A Spare $ 100 Bill Lying Around !!!
” Seattle To Give Fresh Hurdred Dollar Bill To All Homeless “
Yes they claim we use 500 million straws a day in the whole country, mind you there are only 300 million of us.
I have not used a straw in weeks.
AA has no comment.
BB I know I am in trouble.
Geoff
I’ll do what I can. But dang, women.
If you’ve never sipped iced tea through a fiber straw, don’t. It feels creepy to your lips lips. Ik, ack, bleaaa.
“Lips loose or full of juice.” The new warning label.
WhatDphuck is a fiber straw?
As a kid I remember sipping Coke through a king size twizzler.
They’ll just issue glass crack straws to go with your soda.
I guess they will have to “Embrace the suck”, bwhahahahaha
Plastic heroin needles are AOK though.
Bamboo straws, the wave of the future.
I’m old enough to remember paper straws and it’s not a bad idea to switch back however I suspect that paper or wooden (remember the old ice cream spoons?) isn’t going to work particularly well. The funniest thing about the story is the big news is Adrian Grenier, that guy from “Entourage” is going around restaurants and other venues to sell the switch. Talk about hitting the bottom.
Making “love” to animals remains legal, though.
This is what happens when liberals are in charge. Why would anyone vote for these people.
The list of things they have taken away must be huge.
What is greater Seattle’s sprawling Feltcher population supposta do now? Racist and hateful campaign!
OK, that’s the last straw!
Damn! I think we have a winner of a slogan, Ti display during political gatherings.
That motto should clearly be displayed at every congressional Town Haal meeting and every campaign stop, of our corrupt congress.
Can’t you envision a sea of posters, signs, banners, & etc., waving with, “DON’T SUCK”, or “YOU SUCK”, or “NO MORE SUCKER PUNCHES FROM CONGRESS”.
Suck it up Buttercup!
And when it’s all over and hasn’t accomplished a damn thing it’ll be known as the Great Straw Campaign That Just Couldn’t Suck Enough!
So are carbonated beverages now going to be served in adult sized sippy cups made with lids containing 3 times more plastic?
If the government has the time to worry about stuff like this, there is too much government. Time to drastically cut their pay, benefits, and hours of work. They obviously do not deserve compensation.
You can have my straw when you pull it from my cold dead hand.
” Lonely Whale Foundation ” WTF
Sheesh…more ridicule from the left, thus begging the question: “Haven’t the left LEFT yet?”