Why do you think it’s called a peliCAN and not a peliCANT?
Instead of complaining about falling down the stairs try: “WOW, I sure fell down those stairs FAST!!”
Remember to Smile, because tomorrow will be worse 😁
I sure hope no one here is taking advice from Stuart Smalley.
Fur, how you doin’? Did you figure out where you were going to spend hurricane Irma yet?
Here’s on of my favorite affirmations: “Sometimes a person’s only purpose is to serve as a warning to others.”
I crack up at those affirmation parody posters.
Nothing I can add seems pithy enough.
If it ain’t one thing, it’s somethin’ else…
Everything works out in the end. If things are working out, its not the end.
grrrrrr…..If things AREN’T working out…….
It’s nice photoshop work. If you put Trump’s name on it someplace, you’d find it on every left wing social media personal page in about 10 minutes.
Success ! Not only do I quit but screw you !
“Don’t let yer meatloaf.”
Reminds me of a joke from Bill Engvall:
A semi truck was stuck under an overpass. A state trooper pulled up and asked, “Are you stuck?”
“Nope”, said the driver. “I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.”
Here’s your sign.
@Joey Biden
“Don’t let yer cockroach.”
@Sylvia: Irma gerd!
😉
As of this moment, PSL has been spared what was earlier forecasted.
We’ve been downgraded to outer bands.
Uncle Al needs to get over here STAT.
His house is nearly ground zero, say 20 miles or so, from landfall after it passes the Keys.
There’s nothing so bad it couldn’t be worse.
–Irish Proverb combining optimism & pessimism in a single phrase as only the Irish can…
@BFH, in any event, if neither of you have downloaded Zello to your phones, you should. Stat.
I’ve always loved (and believed!) the words of one of my favorite film heroes, Buckaroo Bonzai:
“Wherever you go, there you are.”
Uncle Al:
Hope you have a dingy. Praying for all of you! Get some earplugs and nose plugs cuz it’s going to be loud and stinky.
Fur, take care of your momma.
One of my favorites:Some people brighten up a room by leaving!
Praying for all affected by Irma.
Positions are available
That trailer is firmly affirmed under that overpass.
You can’t have manslaughter without laughter.
“You can observe a lot just by watching.”
–Yogi Berra
“Uncle Al:
Hope you have a dingy.”
Wow! That ain’t very nice. He may have a “yacht!”
Buckaroo Bonzai. Old Gal you are showing your age. That’s an ancient classic.
Is traffic on 70 even moving at this time?
That’s the only reason we chose not to go (stranded on the highway without gas and only the car as shelter?! No thanks.)
We’re bugging in (non-evac zone in Pinellas).
Hurricane 4 windows/doors all around, new roof, and a lotta hope it goes inland or out to the Gulf…that, and tons of beer (without electricity, it should stay cool in the jacuzzi).
What’s an “affirmation”?
At your age, Ann, it’s a bowel movement.
A few fav’s:
Why do you think it’s called a peliCAN and not a peliCANT?
Instead of complaining about falling down the stairs try: “WOW, I sure fell down those stairs FAST!!”
Remember to Smile, because tomorrow will be worse 😁
I sure hope no one here is taking advice from Stuart Smalley.
Fur, how you doin’? Did you figure out where you were going to spend hurricane Irma yet?
Here’s on of my favorite affirmations: “Sometimes a person’s only purpose is to serve as a warning to others.”
I crack up at those affirmation parody posters.
Nothing I can add seems pithy enough.
If it ain’t one thing, it’s somethin’ else…
Everything works out in the end. If things are working out, its not the end.
grrrrrr…..If things AREN’T working out…….
It’s nice photoshop work. If you put Trump’s name on it someplace, you’d find it on every left wing social media personal page in about 10 minutes.
Success ! Not only do I quit but screw you !
“Don’t let yer meatloaf.”
Reminds me of a joke from Bill Engvall:
A semi truck was stuck under an overpass. A state trooper pulled up and asked, “Are you stuck?”
“Nope”, said the driver. “I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.”
Here’s your sign.
@Joey Biden
“Don’t let yer cockroach.”
@Sylvia: Irma gerd!
😉
As of this moment, PSL has been spared what was earlier forecasted.
We’ve been downgraded to outer bands.
Uncle Al needs to get over here STAT.
His house is nearly ground zero, say 20 miles or so, from landfall after it passes the Keys.
There’s nothing so bad it couldn’t be worse.
–Irish Proverb combining optimism & pessimism in a single phrase as only the Irish can…
@BFH, in any event, if neither of you have downloaded Zello to your phones, you should. Stat.
I’ve always loved (and believed!) the words of one of my favorite film heroes, Buckaroo Bonzai:
“Wherever you go, there you are.”
Uncle Al:
Hope you have a dingy. Praying for all of you! Get some earplugs and nose plugs cuz it’s going to be loud and stinky.
Fur, take care of your momma.
One of my favorites:Some people brighten up a room by leaving!
Praying for all affected by Irma.
Positions are available
That trailer is firmly affirmed under that overpass.
You can’t have manslaughter without laughter.
“You can observe a lot just by watching.”
–Yogi Berra
“Uncle Al:
Hope you have a dingy.”
Wow! That ain’t very nice. He may have a “yacht!”
Buckaroo Bonzai. Old Gal you are showing your age. That’s an ancient classic.
Is traffic on 70 even moving at this time?
That’s the only reason we chose not to go (stranded on the highway without gas and only the car as shelter?! No thanks.)
We’re bugging in (non-evac zone in Pinellas).
Hurricane 4 windows/doors all around, new roof, and a lotta hope it goes inland or out to the Gulf…that, and tons of beer (without electricity, it should stay cool in the jacuzzi).