Get the Wife Something She Really Needs , and Spoil The Goats at The Same Time !!!
Come to Think of it, They Do Poo Where They Stand and Don’t Wear Diapers or use Toilet Paper… So They Probably Have to Perfume Thier Bungholes !!!
This May Explain Why Irarian Disco Freaks at Clubs Always Bathed in Polo !
I like that cool font above the store name. It looks all Klingony and Steven Speilbergish. Like one of the names of the gay bars on E.T’s home planet.
Nothing can hide the stench of the anus in their faces.
NOW I understand whut they pray for!
The product only comes in paste form, just apply a skim coat and wait for the magic to happen ladies.
I’ve been wondering what to buy my gay friends for Christmas!
“Anus” always seemed like a funny word to me, anyway. Almost sounds like something a Southerner would name their kid.
“Anus Lee! You stop messin’ with that thang and get in this house right now!”
😉
Pretty sure the wife and I walked right by that place last time we were in San Francisco visiting the slower side of the family that hasn’t yet bailed Calimexicanistan.
You’d think that with all those squiggly marks and dots they use in their script, they’d be right at home with an apostrophe. Apparently not.
Anus Perfumery = Maxine Waters
“Here are those two lovable characters Anus & Andy. Brought to you by Rinso, the laundry detergent housewives want for Christmas.”
@Radio Announcer: Yer showin’ your age there, kid.
…Yeah, I used to listen to ’em, too.
And for the star gazers….. Uranus perfumery.
I think I’ve seen their commercial; Anal Velva, the best a man can get.
Now I know why they’re lined up nose to anus lifting their backside up in the air 5 times a day. I would have never guessed.
Sit your nasty butt in a tub of warm water and scrub with soap. Then maybe, they wouldn’t need ‘anus-perfume’…lol
Well that’s unfortunate.
@Vietvet, “Anus Lee”…LMFAO !!
The perfect scent for the Most Beautiful Camel Contest!
“World’s most beautiful CAMEL to be crowned in £25m Saudi contest (and it pays to have long lashes, curly hair and the biggest hump)”
When you care to send ONLY the best!!
Get the Wife Something She Really Needs , and Spoil The Goats at The Same Time !!!
Come to Think of it, They Do Poo Where They Stand and Don’t Wear Diapers or use Toilet Paper… So They Probably Have to Perfume Thier Bungholes !!!
This May Explain Why Irarian Disco Freaks at Clubs Always Bathed in Polo !
I like that cool font above the store name. It looks all Klingony and Steven Speilbergish. Like one of the names of the gay bars on E.T’s home planet.
Nothing can hide the stench of the anus in their faces.
NOW I understand whut they pray for!
The product only comes in paste form, just apply a skim coat and wait for the magic to happen ladies.
I’ve been wondering what to buy my gay friends for Christmas!
“Anus” always seemed like a funny word to me, anyway. Almost sounds like something a Southerner would name their kid.
“Anus Lee! You stop messin’ with that thang and get in this house right now!”
😉
Pretty sure the wife and I walked right by that place last time we were in San Francisco visiting the slower side of the family that hasn’t yet bailed Calimexicanistan.
You’d think that with all those squiggly marks and dots they use in their script, they’d be right at home with an apostrophe. Apparently not.
Anus Perfumery = Maxine Waters
“Here are those two lovable characters Anus & Andy. Brought to you by Rinso, the laundry detergent housewives want for Christmas.”
@Radio Announcer: Yer showin’ your age there, kid.
…Yeah, I used to listen to ’em, too.
And for the star gazers….. Uranus perfumery.
I think I’ve seen their commercial; Anal Velva, the best a man can get.
Now I know why they’re lined up nose to anus lifting their backside up in the air 5 times a day. I would have never guessed.
Sit your nasty butt in a tub of warm water and scrub with soap. Then maybe, they wouldn’t need ‘anus-perfume’…lol
Well that’s unfortunate.
@Vietvet, “Anus Lee”…LMFAO !!
The perfect scent for the Most Beautiful Camel Contest!
“World’s most beautiful CAMEL to be crowned in £25m Saudi contest (and it pays to have long lashes, curly hair and the biggest hump)”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4281192/The-beautiful-CAMEL-crowned-Saudi-pageant.html
The perfume part I get. But “gifts”? What do you get for the anus that has everything?
“Anus Lee ” for the WIN!!!
Dammit, why didn’t I pay the extra buck for an apostrophe?
I hope they deliver worldwide. With custom packaging. And boldly proud labeling. I’ve got as list. Such a long list of deserving recipients.
Taking Islamic hygiene practices into consideration, I can understand the “Anus Perfumery”, it’s the “and Gifts” that has me cringing…