Hillary Clinton demonstrates her secret stress relieving technique, alternate nostril breathing to Anderson Cooper on CNN.
[Much like Al Bundy, she’s never going to let go…]
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A technique she mastered while munching Huma.
Oh hell no I aint lookin’, I’m onto your tricks, MJ.
*giggle*
-MJA
this was almost our potus
Yeah that’s what all coke ho’s claim.
She can breathe out of either nostril and talk out of her ass all at once. We really missed out on the opportunity to elect this special, special lady. Who gets no respect, oddly.
That was so weird and undignified, especially after she said that she was supposed to close her eyes but she wasn’t going to do that on TV. WTF. Closing her eyes is so mortifying, but blowing snot rockets isn’t?
And she wonders why she lost twice in her quest to become the first woman elected to be President. She demonstrates with every appearance why we dodged the Mother of All Bombs when Donald Trump came down that escalator. She is completely destitute of self respect.
She’s almost man enough!
That’s the same technique she uses while sniffing glue….
Why is she so persistent? Greed, she wants the position to amass more millions. Bill was probably clever enough to keep the money out of her reach and she wants her own pile.
As always, you can’t believe a word she says. I think what’s really happening, when no one is looking, is that she has two straws. One straw is in a tequila bottle and the other straw is in a gin bottle. She takes turns taking hits out of each bottle.
Everything goes better with Coke.
Only because she can’t pick both nostrils at the same time…
Bat guano crazy comes to mind.
Insert picture of Henry Waxman (Nostrildamus) here…
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She should have told Bill to do this decades ago. You know, instead of raping women?
Can she stop up her nostrils and put a gag ball in her mouth just want umma likes??? AND LEAVE IT???????????????
And here I always thought the goal for rug munchers was to alternatively breath through their ears…..
She’s doing it all wrong!
You’re supposed to block one nostril, bend over a not, then BLOW! Do not wipe!
It works…I’ve seen a lot of street people do it quite successfully here in Chicago!!!
We used to call that the Farmer’s Hankie OldGal.
Another terrific stress reduction breathing practice is intermittent breathing.
1. Breath normally for 30 minutes
2. Stop breathing for 30 minutes
3. Breath normally again… Oh, darn.
Well, if she’d do that she’d certainly relieve MY stress.
Can she do this underwater with someone’s hands around her throat?
Pinch both and keep mouth shut for 4 hours, please.
WTF FUR is up with this Shrillary week? Good god man, have you no mercy?
Looks like she’s actually demonstrating the nose-holding technique that Democrats had to use when voting for her.
“Why am i not 50 points ahead, you might ask.”
Case in point.