The translation is strange, and it took me awhile to realize that Worms was the name of the town in Germany.
Is any hole at all an allure for some men?
ht/ Salve
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Will men screw anything? Well duh! Hillary, Pelosi, mad maxine, whoopi, behar the list is endless.
Sounds like he took the expression ‘pound the weights’ a little too literally.
If that dumbbell wanted to improve his um, “muscle” strength, he should have started out with something lighter, anyway. Like maybe a donut?
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I blame Martin Luther
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_of_Worms
Alternatively, the docs could have held up a pic of Chelsea Clinton in a bikini.
The firemen removed the dumbbell weight with the aid of a ground sander, a vibration saw and a hydraulic rescue device.
Think he might have enjoyed the rescue process?
I remember there was an old episode of UNTOLD STORIES OF THE E.R. where a drunk naked Asian guy got his dick stuck in an old style camp stove!
This story reminded me of a sign that use to hang in the front window of a gym I belonged to some years back, “Tired of being fat and ugly, just be ugly. Join today.” I guess this guys ugly and has a little dick.
I curl cheerios with mine….haven’t got one stuck yet
I guess he misunderstood what Pumping Iron really means.
@Czar of D.: I thought only the Early Bird was on a diet of worms.
TO VietVet
It’s harder to catch fish with “95 Theses” as bait (even though that was in Augsburg).
If the Worms FD poured ice cold water on the dick they could have saved the dumbbell disc. Right Brad?
1. Wow. Was he actually able to raise and lower that weight repeatedly? (sarc)
2. A n ER nurse friend in the ’70s told me of a guy who was partying with drugs and his “gay” freinds who brought him into the ER with a sawed off table leg jammed into his anus.
3. Someone who took Pshch 101 several years before me said the textbook told of a man who was enamoured with exhaust (tail) pipes, Am thinking the poor guy had a dilemma when he saw duals.
@Plain Jane: Regarding #3: Sounds like someone was unclear on the meaning of the expression, “a piece of tail”.
@ VietVet
Hee, hee, hee!
Who wants to take bets that the guy who poked his thingy into the weight was a muzzliim
Read up on the Diet of Worms.