Thank God, I’m 13% Victim!!!!! – IOTW Report

Thank God, I’m 13% Victim!!!!!

South Park goes after the left once again, hits them right where it should hurt – but it won’t. They are shameless and stupid, a bad combination.

HT/ Art of the Zeal

37 Comments on Thank God, I’m 13% Victim!!!!!

  1. I saw on ID channel that detectives had DNA that wasn’t in the database and sent it to this site. They came back with, ‘Congrats ! We have found a relative. ‘
    You know how that ended.

  2. (I know I’m gonna get in trouble for this one, but here goes anyway:)

    I swabbed the inside of my pet coon’s mouth and sent that in for testing.

    My welfare checks start next Monday.

    😉

    (Yeah, yeah, I know. I’ll send some apology money to the NAACP, OK?)

  3. You know, this kinda reminds me that old mass mailing scam where some company had supposedly “researched” your name history and located your family “Coat of Arms” from the olden days. They would offer to send you a copy suitable for framing. For a hefty fee, of course. A framed copy was available for an additional charge.

    Naturally everyone on their purchased mailing list “had” a Coat of Arms, and they would get the family name from a program that would pick off the last word on the name line (e.g., John J. Jones would get a letter offering one for the “Jones” family).

    Sometimes this produced unpredictable results, though. I read about a retired Army colonel whose name was listed as something like “Col. John J. Jones, USA RET”. He received a letter offering him a copy of the “lovely Usaret family Coat of Arms”.

    🙂

  4. I am 55 percent Irish, 35 percent British Ilses, 5 percent Eastern European, 2 percent Scandinavian, 2 percent Iberian, 1 percent Asian, 0 percent victim, and 100 percent fed up with whiny assed liberals!

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