What they need is a good teabag

34 Comments on What they need is a good teabag

1. Hey, at they are cute lesbians. I’m ok with that.

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2. Can you imagine how disgusting that would have been with two guys.

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3. “Hi Amy. Tell me a little about yourself.”

   “Well, Im the daddy and your daughter is my sammich makin squeeze.”

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4. I’m so glad that commercial wasn’t as predictable as hell…

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5. “Here Amy, have some tea. You carpet munchers do like tea, right?”

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6. Why can’t they be honest and have the likes of Rosie O’Donuts walk in as the girlfriend? Fart, scratch herself, raid the fridge and berate the man for being white.

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7. You notice that lesbians on TV are always cute as all get out. Don’t suppose they would sell much tea if they looked like Leena Dunham and were just as obnoxious.

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8. “Here Amy, have some tea. Yo breff stanks.”

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9. Another brand off my list.

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10. …..i miss the monkey…..

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11. Maybe he put rat poison in the dyke’s tea? But, seriously, what does some stupid whore coming out to her tea sipping mangina of a father have to do with selling tea? Pointless virtue signaling. Red Rose Tea. Never heard of it. Reminds me of that ‘Rosebud’ story from a few days ago that I swear traumatized me for life.

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12. I loved the red Rose Tea monkeys when we were little.
    You tube has a bunch of em. I guess Red Rose decided
    can’t beat em join em.

13. “Red Rose Tea: If it doesn’t kill the taste, nothing will”

14. Fake. It never happens like that. Never.

15. Real version:

    Dad wanders into the other room and a single gunshot is heard.

    Fade to black.

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16. I guess every company trying to be “edgy” has to learn the hard way that virtue signalling loses at least as many customers as it attracts…and the former *ain’t* comin’ back.

17. Now why oh why did they choose to have two hot young girls as the couple? Were they afraid if the girlfriend had a butch haircut, weighed 300 pounds, and spoke like a Harley mechanic it might turn people off? Come on Red Rose, why are you ashamed of the people you’re trying to promote?

18. I think dad having a cup of tea is gay enough. No need to drag his daughter into this.

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19. Gosh. Where’s the blue hair and collagen rolls?

20. I only use Lipton Tea bags

21. Mother’s closing line:
    “Will you at least be naming your strap-on Earl Grey?”

22. To hell with the Rose Tea pops I like to lick your daughters cherry!

23. “Hi Amy. Can I watch?”

24. Who drinks tea anyway? Brits and a bunch of lesbian women and gay guys. I’d be afraid to drink Celestial Seasonings specialty teas anymore although I do like Pike St. Market tea occasionally when I can find it.

25. “Dad sure is taking the “you will never be a grandfather” news really well”

26. Dear Red Rose,

    This ad was completely unnecessary. What were you thinking?

    This is not what the majority of Americans want for the tea or their country.

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27. Punchline: “Don’t any of your kids like munchin carpet?”
    “yeah, my daughter.”

28. They left out the part at the end where the guy takes out his gun and shoots himself.

29. Dad’s been putting in the drywall at the new McDonald’s up there at Las Colinas. If he only had a million dollars.

    https://youtu.be/fiuZIno6KPA

30. I used to use that for making my sweet tea I’m glad I switched to Luzianne years ago

31. I drink tea, get it from the Indian store, dot not feathers.
    Two cups of that stuff and it gives you wings.

32. @Czar of Defenestration October 5, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    Is that racist? It sounds pretty racist.

33. cream in the tea? The whole damn works is gay.

34. Good enough looking, I’d teabag both of them!

    Look it up…..