What is a “University Professor”?
That’s when an idiot without discipline in any specific subject gets to parade their dunderhead around the halls and espouse their deep thoughts, giving it the illusion of scholarship, to doe-eyed fools paying massive amounts of money for the same claptrap they can see for free in an interview with Matt Lauer.
Hillary Clinton is testing the waters on a return to academia.
The former U.S. Secretary of State and presidential nominee is in talks with Columbia University to take on a formal role at the Ivy League — and potentially house her archives there,
One option under discussion is an esteemed “University Professor” role that would allow Clinton to lecture across a range of schools and departments without the requirement of a strict course load, one source said.
Will she be able to lecture from prison?
House her archives?
You mean there are some she hasn’t deleted?
“That’s when an idiot without discipline in any specific subject”
WUT? 1001 uses for Vodka. She’s a natural.
Liars and Losers 101
She’ll sour on that pretty quick when she finds out she doesn’t get paid $200,000 per lecture.
Sources close to the matter say she’s been contacted by the University of Wisconsin, but they haven’t heard from her.
I seem to remember a 2 term failed President of hope who was a professor.
She wanted to be leader of free world but can’t take on a strict coarse load as a university professor? Yep!
A no-show job like Moochelle’s hospital gig.
Just think about what she could add to a feminist studies department:
How to stand by your rapist.
Women’s ambition and equality: how to step on anyone to get ahead
Morals, ethics, and power: why morals and ethics are irrelevant in the pursuit of power.
Women, technology, and power: how to flaunt the law in pursuit of power and hide behind the victim card of sexism.
Computer Science for Dummies Deleting 101, Bleach Bit Advanced Obstrustuction of Justice. Just for starters.
It’s the only way she can gather an audience.
She could teach a law class, how to keep your rear end out of prison!
They could offer a graduate degree in “Cankles” taught by the Head Cankle herself.
Cripes! Why can’t she just retire like a normal person? Duh. Answered my own question… 😉
Proving the old adage:
Those who can – do.
Those who can’t – teach.
She should be great in organized crime 101.
Oh my God are you kidding, I wouldn’t last a day !
I’d be excused for Laughing ,once I rolled off my chair !!!
May be she could find Barry’s application for foreign student tuition waiver or his transcripts.
I don’t remember what show, one of the late night fungus fests.
The “comedy writers” ‘fake wrote’ love notes to Hillary.
They all looked nice, now remember, those make up artists can make Kathy Griffith attractive.
That’s the best these Hill Haggs have ever looked, makeover.
Their openly expressed love for the two time loser was just short of self flagellation.
Just because she doesn’t have a PhD, doesn’t mean she ain’t going to run around huddles and carpetbag her way to the top.
When gun running goes wrong look for A video to blame it on 101.
@Extirpates – Step 1: be a member of the Clinton syndicate.
Oh, you aren’t? Sucks to be you, little peon.
May I suggest home-ec? Teach those girls how to whip up some snicker doodles and rub my feet when I get home.
What’s her stance on the pomegranate issue?
She should be named the South Hampton Institute of Technology head.
Failing that, I suggest she go to Faraday University of Central Kentucky herself.
If you want a degree in satanic evil, she’s the right teacher.
We should all enroll in her “class.” Tehehehehehe…
She would be good at teaching college. Only question; diesel or clown?
Or a no-show job like Chelsea’s broadcasting gig.
Her courses will be considered a load alright…
“University Professor” role that would allow Clinton to lecture across a range of schools and departments without the requirement of a strict course load, one source said.
It regular speak does that mean: Yeah, we’ll give you the money but we don’t want you hanging out with us?
She’ll be teaching cattle investments.
Man, I would be p*ssed if I had paid tuition and found out that she was wasting my time with her lying lectures.
She has nothing to offer and no one of self-worth believes in her.