It’s Pretty Bad When I Understand the Mexican’s English More Than Marshawn Lynch’s

45 Comments on It’s Pretty Bad When I Understand the Mexican’s English More Than Marshawn Lynch’s

1. Fricken’ Beast Mode. As an alum I root for teams with Cal players. But not the Raiders, now. And with Aaron Rodgers out it looks like it will have to be the Los Angeles Jared Goffs.

2. “Excuse me stewardess…”

3. $10 million a year just doesn’t buy what it used to!!

4. Golly!

5. It should have been obvious right from the beginning, he had an IQ shirt on. He makes a lot of sounds, but says very little that is coherent.

6. A complete asshole and an illiterate. How condescending that was to the Mexican reporter trying to interview him. And I bet he couldn’t understand what the hell he said either.

7. Mongo no go.

8. Time to secede. I have nothing in common, nor want anything to do with these alien people who happen to occupy the same space as me.

9. Yea, pick any cracker QB to talk to a mexican about hella tacos and hella quesadillas. Calls for resignation over racist remarks would go viral.

10. I think we’re witnessing the first steps of the de-evolution of homo sapiens. Next stop; Coco grade sign language.

11. He likes Mexico so much, let him stay there.

12. Ancestry.Com posted his family tree the other day and it was very interesting…… his particular branch of the tree comes directly from the mating of a toaster oven and a cattle prod.
    Classy.

13. I’m wondering if there’s a language he does Speak, think about it unless my Boy there can speak Swahili He’s shit out of luck when he wants someone to talk to !

14. He was OK when he played for the Seattle Seahawks and was sullen didn’t say much around the constant nagging of the sports reporters. Now that he’s with the Raiders he can’t shut up. What’s with most (not all) running backs who are dumber than dirt.

15. If Jesse Jackson had a dreadlocked tatted up son…….

16. Was that ” Shroom Ebonics ” !
    Lawrence Taylor is Jealous !!!

17. The poor reporter was left dumbfounded! The uncouth bastard with his ebonics nonsense didn’t even have the common courtesy to say “Gracias”but grabbed the shit out of that jersey!I’m just simply amazed that goons like thag exist as Americans…a la chingada!

18. I think I need Barbara Billingsley to translate:
    https://youtu.be/g0j2dVuhr6s?t=1m10s .

19. His name is now Marshawn “Kaepernick” Lynch

20. Good news, Marshawn, you’ll be staying home to watch the playoffs this year, so put each TV in your house on a different game to help boost the ratings…

21. He has been sitting for the national anthem for a few years now. He was ahead of kapernick, it’s just that even when he spoke, no one could understand him so nobody knew if he was protesting or not.

22. Retard. Full retard.

23. Marshawn: Grab ball, run that-a-way as far as you can, and repeat as often as we tell you to. There is nothing else we want from you.

24. Marshawn does his best when he’s on his knees.
    Dose wern’t maubles in his mouff.

25. When Marshawn go to M’donah, he ordah a Egg’a’muffin.

26. In a way I feel sorry for this poor sucker. He’s living proof that there still are blacks who haven’t managed to get off of the Plantation. In a way if you compare picking cotton to playing football either slave (a cotton picker or a football player ) would be worthless without that skill.

27. Are you sure that wasn’t an episode of “Bad Lip Reading”?

28. If they ever did a remake of “Blazing Saddles,”
    I can *really* imagine hims saying,
    “Where da White wimmen at?”

29. He’d be perfect with Gene Wilder doing “Puttin’ on the Ritz”

30. When he asked for Jersey #58 the equipment manager told him “Sorry we do not give out uniforms based on IQ”!

31. For some, the label of “nigger” applies.

32. Yeah, understood the Mexican, even with that thick accent. Lynch sounded like a moron who is too ignorant and unaware his behavior and lack of language/grammar skills are an embarrassment. All he knows is when he ends up back in the ‘hood – “he good”.

33. I can see him in the future as a prominent member of the Congressional Black Caucus.

34. Lynch made it through three-years at UC Berkeley with a major in “Social Welfare” and the only reason he didn’t graduate was because he skipped his senior year and went directly into the NFL.
    Had he played college ball for another year, he’d certainly graduated Berkeley with a B.A. in the social sciences.
    That’s what it takes to get a Batchelor’s degree from Berkeley.
    Not terribly impressive.

35. Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot!

36. If they’re gonna make that kinda money, they should require them to gradiate from High Screwel
    Talk about a “Free Ride”!! Holy Shit!!!

37. Mex-22 by Joseph Hella

38. One word describes Marshawn Lynch.

    ADORBS! 🤪

39. ANONYMOUS
    It is Cal, or UC, NOT Berekely!

    Believe me not – ask DAN

40. 40+ years ago when I was in LOndon, waiting to cross the street, I heard a man talking with a fabulous, deep voice. Eventually, I had to turn around to see who was speaking. It was a black man. What a voice he had.

41. Calling Barbara Billingsley!
    Calling Barbara Billingsley!

    We need someone who can speak Jive.

42. That’s not English. That’s spoken illiteracy. Good thing he knows how to run after a ball. It’s either that or run for office.

43. L have bever heard that expression before Gov Lawyer. THanks

44. What were the hardest years in Marshawn Lynch’s life??? Third grade!

45. I can find no greater reason to champion the destruction of the NFL than to take away the stage from uneducated half wits like this idiot. Ebonics is such gift to American society. What a knob. I can’t wait to read about his bankruptcy and pending incarceration.