Deborah Conradi is suing AIG. The life insurance company won’t pay up because they say her husband, Larry LaFave, a CBS employee, contributed to his own death by participating in a very dangerous activity.
He accidentally hung himself in a hotel closet while masturbating and trying to get that apocryphal high associated with bringing oneself to the point of unconsciousness while orgasming.
Amazingly, that’s not the embarrassing part.
Larry was found in bra and panties.
The left is now admonishing me for characterizing the details of this ridiculous death as embarrassing.
It is ridiculous, and it is embarrassing. Sorry.
ht/ irony curtain
“Spanking the hangman’s monkey… what could go wrong?”
– David Carradine
Who knew that David Carradine had so many devoted fans?
Stick to your guns AIG. Here’s the thing. If a man accidentally hangs himself while wearing a brassiere.. it’s pretty much different than falling off a ladder while cleaning the rain gutters while wearing Duluth and man gear.
No patience for perverts. Absolute ecstasy and strangulation. Hmm. Never got the memo on that.
Fucking just die thrill seekers. There’s no place on earth for you.
Sorry. The stupid shall be punished.
I’ve know people who would do anything for $1,400,000.
Ridiculous, humiliating or embarrassing would be the least they would be willing to do.
I assumed that AIG claimed the death was by suicide, and not covered by life insurance.
No matter what the guy’s accomplishments, this embarrassment will be the remaining legacy of his life. Sad for his family.
What the hell is wrong with people? I suspect things are just too easy for many people and they get bored with ‘norms’.
Or is it just that the ‘dirty laundry’ is on public display,now. I suspect people haven’t really changed much, look at the depravities of ancient Rome, Greece, and other civilizations.
Glad this made it in time for this years Darwin awards, I think we have a winner.
She’s rightly embarrassed, and the Left is Pissed Off at her for being insecure about the fact that her man Got off on “weirdness in Panties”!
She’s just not a Team Player, c’mon sacrifice your Man ? for the Cause !
God is the giver of life.
What did the devil target when Adam and Eve disobeyed God? Hint: they covered themselves with fig leaves.
What part of human anotomy is life giving?
What a fag.
At least he can still vote.
Whut was she wearing?
Closet?? Dammit, I’m doin’ it wrong.
Why all the brouhaha about a perv in panties and a bra? How is this weirdo different from everyone else at CBS? Hell, Dan Rather blew it and he’s still looked upon as a gawd. Because this sicko carried on a sacred CBS tradition, why doesn’t CBS reward his family? Are Bill and Hillary involved?
She should have given up the case once it was clear she had to disclose the circumstances of his death. It’s possible I could come up with a more humiliating way to go, but I doubt it.
Hanging yourself to unconsciousness is clearly dangerous. As displayed by the star of the story.
Sorry lady,
Pervy nonsense is not a covered peril
Did I miss something? Is the wife a hideous gargoyle?
I’m speaking out of school, maybe, but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
Put on a bra and panties and hang yourself while masturbating if you like. In the meantime I’ll be busy if you know what I mean and I think that you do. Wink wink nod nod.
Being married to one who could pass for Tammy Faye Bakker’s sister could lead to a lot of chicken choking. The strangulation thing in bra and panties, not so sure.
In this case, embarrass a dead man.
Hey, he’s already had the worst happen to him…
He’s a Martyr For the ” Uni- Musturubatorial Lover’s Genus ” so just Leave him the Hell alone, or We’ll Sue !
He’ll be Remembered as a Pioneer !!!
This should never have gone public in the first place. What is wrong with AIG for not keeping the confidence of their insureds? And if they do pay out, and they should because it sounds like an accidental death, then they should also up the premiums on people who also engage in this perverted behavior due to the known risk involved. Keep the capitalism, lose the spreading of the financial risk.
He clearly should have checked the clause covering masturbatory mishap with the women’s lingerie addendum on his policy. Everybody knows that.
So, he never left the closet?!
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It’s an humiliating way to go and the family must be mortified but AIG took the premiums so now they pay the money.
Makes me wonder…were the bra and panties one of those designer sets you can buy online, or just some hand-me-downs he got from his wife? 🙂
He looks like at least a D cup.
Sigh.
WACK-OFF GONE WRONG: AIG WILL PROBABLY LOSE
There’s no indication of suicide, or a note.
THRILL SEEKERS who die in the act are now classified as suicides so they don’t have to pay up? No.
The death was the result of an accident. AIG is ASSUMING his intentions were suicide. It’s not what you think or want, it’s what you can PROVE, and evidence indicates it was a wack-off gone wrong.
@SMUDGE: A lot of people don’t know this, but in almost all insurance policies, death claims for suicide become incontestable after two years, so unless the policy was newer than that, they’re still on the hook.
However, it sounds like this is an accidental death (AD&D) only policy, because what they are saying is that his death should not be considered an accident due to the inherent risk that he was placing himself in.
If it was a straight life policy they’d have to pay, and they may anyway, depending on how it plays out in court.
P.S. – You know how people say, “I wouldn’t be caught dead doing _______”? I think I just added another item to my personal list.
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I don’t know what’s wrong with this funny monkey! Sexual proclivities aside, I would rate that is a suicide, in which case money is not payable. It would be the same situation if the insured independent play Russian roulette, and only weapon available was a ,45 automatic. paying this claim would be disastrous for the insurance companies, it would open them to a floodgate of idiotic claims.
Clearly he completely misunderstood the phrase “choke the chicken”.
Michael Hutchence, Stuart Adamson, David Carradine, WTF man? It’s got to be suicide and wanting the last hurrah of spewing everything at the world they hate.
Remember, your bowels let go at death too.
After stories like this we will probably start seeing a “Stupidity Clause” in life insurance policies.
I know of the following two versions of this story.
“He was a simple honest man. He never strayed,
He never drank, he never smoked, and he never kissed a maid.
And when he passed away his insurance was denied,
Because he never lived, they claimed he never died.”
“There was a very cautious man
Who never laughed or played
He never risked, he never tried,
He never sang or prayed.
And when he one day passed away,
His insurance was denied,
For since he never really lived,
They claimed he never really died”.
I also don’t think hanging yourself in a closet dressed in lingerie counts as living.
In this case he wasn’t cautious, and he did try something risky paying the price for a bad choice. However, it seems he may have not strayed. Nor sexually harassed or abused women, he’s not a Harvey, Al Franken. Kevin Spacey or Ted Kennedy. So he had that going for himself.
That being said. I hate to poke fun at someone killing them self while doing something stupid. The first time I heard of such a thing was when David Carradine died. Since then others. It hit a little close to home a few years back when the teen aged grandson of a friend, a women of my mother’s generation, died doing the same thing when a freshman in college. Though I did not know the boy.
Some college is going to use this as an idea for a safe space.
OK, guys (and gals, because they do it too), here’s the moral of the story: Auto-eroticism is like swimming.
You should never do it alone.
Find yourself a fellow pervert (or swimmer) and do it in their company. That way, if you get in trouble you have someone available to help you. Or call for help before you die, whatever.
End of lesson.
FYI, I swim, but that’s about it. And I don’t swim alone.
This would’ve made a great episode on the radio (nowadays, not back in the 50’s) of Yours Truly Johnny Dollar with Bob Bailey as an insurance investigator investigating The Case Of The Masturbating Chicken Choker.
why didn’t tom cruise or john travolta help him, the were in the closet too.
Just another case of the pesky left morons eliminating themselves.
I like the idea of a self cleansing society but I wish they’d pick up the pace.
The trick is to use an elastic band instead of a rope.
A person hanged himself not hung himself.
@stop2think: But stop to think about it – if he was a plastic surgeon, he still might’ve hung himself.
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