I’m Confused – NBC Wrote a Part Played By Matt Lauer Where He Performs Sexual Misconduct

10 Comments on I’m Confused – NBC Wrote a Part Played By Matt Lauer Where He Performs Sexual Misconduct

1. Oooh. OOOH! Ooooooooooo!

   Megyn Kelly has yet to relax from her orgasm this morning.

2. As I previously posted…Tom Cruise is somewhere giggling right now.

3. Is there a bigger A::hole than Mat?

4. Creepy. He was a little too comfortable doing that.

5. Best headline today —Everyone Knew’ Matt Lauer ‘Cheated On’ Wife, but Misconduct Allegations Are ‘a Shock’. Right, such a shock he even parodied himself.

6. “Fear not, dear lady, a dead bird does not fall from the nest”
   -Winston Churchill

   (I bet Matt’s bird was flapping in the wind)

7. Wow. Is he the one I saw a clip of somewhere in that black leather bondage crap? I don’t watch any of them, so I may be thinking of some other perverted “newsman.”

8. Can’t wait until they get Chuck Todd! That smarmy rat has got to have some kind of history. Keep ’em falling.

9. Then there wuz that time subbing for the weatherman where Lauer said: “It´s so nice out, I think I´ll leave it out”

10. Anon; rumors years ago he was cheating on wife were never pursued or were covered up. Worth $50 million, helicopter rides to work, beautiful wife. Was it worth it jackass?