Breitbart:
British police have been subjected to widespread derision after appearing to suggest that bumping into someone under the mistletoe without consent is rape.
“If you bump into that special someone under the mistletoe tonight, remember that without consent it is rape,” tweeted Police Service Northern Ireland (PSNI) — signing off with a secular “Season’s Greetings” instead of the traditional “Merry Christmas”.
PSNI, which controversially replaced the old, terror-focused Royal Ulster Constabulary (RUC) while Tony Blair was in office, received a huge public backlash.
Police were charged with being killjoys and social justice warriors, and trivialising genuine rape cases — but did not appear to take any notice until they were contacted by MailOnline.
The force then deleted their warning and issued a defensive clarification, but bungled it by appearing to suggest that what they really meant was that socialising without consent is rape:
“We posted a message on Twitter yesterday that some may have taken out of context but the message remains the same; when you are out socialising over the Christmas period, please remember without consent it is rape.”
I assume the charges might be pro-rated depending how far south you display your mistletoe…..
Sigh. I wonder if those koranimals get consent before they drug and rape all those young white girls.
But Muslim rape gangs are a positive force for cultural diversity.
Does England have any men left?
missiletoe.. Like an alternate description of Michelle’s mooseknuckle.
From the sound of it, it would be relegated depend on your definition of “bumping”.
@ecp – That’s quite an…interesting avatar you’re using!
So there is a lot of rape on the subway
I’m on man! I’m losing my frickin mind here.
Come on man! I’m losing my frickin mind here.
Shaking so bad can’t even post right.
It’s a George Orwell Yuletide !
The oppressive police state is flourishing in England these last several years. I wouldn’t even consider a visit there anymore. We were well on our way here too with the fag and wookie. That got scary close.
But beheading, bombing and clitoris-cutting under the mistletoe
is not important enough for their attention…BLOODY DHIMMIS!
Who TF in England is going around to Christmas parties, hanging out under the mistletoe with their johnson hanging out? And what women are attending these parties with ready access to their va-jay-jays?
What the hell is going on across the pond?
The missus and I liked to bump under the mistletoe.
Permission wasn’t required.
Over 3,000 People were arrested at the Carnival last year
Bumper Cars are considered a Gang Bang
as are Bumper Crops…Rubber Bubber Baby Bumpers and don’t even
get Me started on Bump Stocks
Yeah. but if you’re some raghead piece of dog shit holding some 13 year old white girl hostage while you and all your filthy raghead pals rape her and force her into prostitution… well… that is just an example of glorious glorious diversity that needs to be honored and cherished.
I was invited to a wedding in London this coming year and I politely declined. I’d rather
have a root canal or drive in rush hour traffic than go to a country where acceptable speech
is defined by idiots.
” British Citizens Warn, Police have Stick up Ass “
Is that’s why it’s called a ‘night’ stick?
What if you’re a klutz and accidentally stumble and bump into someone by accident?
But throwing acid in their face is good! 😘
Rape…..who dreamed that one up. Never in the memory of man! Why is our romantic seasonal excuse for an introduction being classed as being a very serious crime. Presumably the man would becoming a named criminal for his innocent festive behaviour. I suppose if the lady objected there is a remote possibility she could claim assault….but not rape. Absolutely stupid…….or is it April fools day already…..
Seems Northern Ireland Police are digging an ever deepening hole for themselves……..put that shovel down now.