“Name A Song You Shouldn’t Play During Sex”

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1. Dude looks like a lady.

2. “You’re Breakin my Heart” by Harry Nilsson.

3. I can’t get no satisfaction.

4. Who Let The Dogs Out.

5. Ride My See-Saw (Moody Blues)

6. Ice, Ice, Baby

7. Down in the Valley

8. Bad to the bone

9. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aV1HYqvtOw

10. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

11. What a friend we have in Jesus

12. Comanche The Brave Horse – Johnny Horton

13. Tie Your Mother Down!

14. Ooops i did it again

15. Rock You Like a Hurricane

16. One night love affair (Bryan Adams)

17. Oh Holy Night

18. Hit me with your best shot….

19. IN A GADDA DA VIDA

20. Back in the saddle (Aerosmith)

21. Head First (The Baby’s)

22. Mr. Ed’s theme…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsuohepbVk

23. Three words you’ll very often hear on a golf course but never, ever hear in a whorehouse?
    Think about it, I’ll be back after a make myself a drink.

24. i’ve been working on the railroad …

25. Got to get out of here (Bad finger)

26. What’s That Smell?

27. ZAT YOU SANTA CLAUS?

28. Big bad Leroy Brown

29. Paradise By The Dashboard Light
    By Meatloaf

30. Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict

31. Here’s one that SHOULD be played: Slow Ride by Foghat
    It was written specifically for sex.

32. Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?

33. Little old lady from Pasadena.

34. Mendelssohn’s Wedding March

35. Take the money and run (Steve Miller)

36. It’s a test. I’m waiting.

37. Fair Game – CSN&Young
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOucpwtbMVs

38. MY BIG TEN INCH

39. Irish foreplay… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSg0y4jmtqs

40. Different Tim – That one’s for after sex!

41. The Saint James Infirmary

42. The Eagle Will Rise Again (Alan Parsons Project)

43. I Can’t Stand It (Lou Reed)

44. @Moe Tom – “Bite, baby! Bite!”

45. Three words often used on golf course, but never in a whorehouse?

46. Free Bird

47. Uncle Al, why would I be playing Umma Gumma by Pink Floyd when I’m having sex? Not unless I was really stoned or flying high on some psychedelic drugs and even then no. I might also suggest anything with sitar music (like parts of On the Threshold Of A Dream by the Moody Blues) as something not to play while getting laid, just because.

48. Hand Jive.

49. Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead

50. @Moe Tom – I’m waiting…..

51. Hole in one?

52. Just Another Night (Ian Hunter)

53. One More Time (Joe Jackson)

54. Easy Come, Easy Go.

    George Strait.

55. Group Grope – The Fugs

56. Uncle Al you’re a hell of a golfer. LOL

57. Speedy Gonzales by Pat Boone

58. What’s Your Name (Lynyrd Skynyrd)

59. MacArthur Park

60. Tommy,
    Where you on the wrong green? Forgot to pull the pin before you tried to put it in? Spent to much time in the ruff? Not enough head speed on your down stroke?

61. Afternoon Delight by The Starland Vocal Band, I hate that song. Dynamo Hum by Frank Zappa or any song by Pat Boone.

62. Your Feets Too Big

63. Bang the Gong

64. Yakety Sax

65. Miller’s Cave

66. Oh Well!

    Fleetwood Mac

67. Rattle Snake Shake

    Fleetwood Mac

68. Hey, while I’m here and sober I want to wish all youse guys an very Merry Christmas and a great Hanukkah.

69. Laugh,Laugh — a ‘60’s oldie by the Beau Brummells

70. Sober! Hee Hee Hee.

    Back at you Tommy.

71. Torn Between Two Lovers

72. One of my Dad’s favorite songs, Wolverton Mountain. Since you threw in a Hank Snow song Miller’s Cave I’ll throw in another Hank Snow song, 90 Miles Per Hour Down a Deadend Street about the effects of adultery.

73. Love you Moe Tom!

    Merry Christmas!

74. Baby Elephant Walk

75. She’ll Be Coming Round the Mountain

76. Seasons in the Sun

77. John Cage 4:33.

78. put em on the glass

79. Smells Like Teen Spirit

80. Cold Ethyl.

81. Prison Sex

82. Night On Bald Mountain.

83. The Star-Spangled Banner

84. Flight Of The Bumblebee.

85. Short People.

86. Can anyone last long enough to make it all the way thru Inna Gadda Da Vida or Bolero by Ravel. How about Time Has Come Today by The Chambers Brothers. And one of my favorite short Buddy Holly songs, Oh Boy with just enough time for a quickie. Well All Right by Buddy Holly would also work, it’s one of his more underrated but great songs. And Green Grass And High Tides by The Outlaws.

87. Revolution 9

88. Alone Again Naturally

89. Muskrat Love

90. You’re Having My Baby

91. I Wanna Be Sedated by the Ramones

92. Back In the Saddle Again by Gene Autry and for the cow lovers out there Slim Whitman’s version of Cattle Call.

93. Locomotive Breath

    (Jethro Tull)

94. Hit me with your best shot.

95. Shoo Fly Dont Bother Me – by the obamas

    Bad Blood – by Taylor Swift (Lena Dunham is in the video, ugh)

96. @geoff the aardvark – Ah, you reminded me of Slim Whitman…

    — Una Paloma Blanca

97. ” I want maryanka in my kielbasa ”

    by Cecil Gill and his yodeling country boys

98. Silent Night

99. God save the queen….I know this one as it cost me my true love….Princess Fergie….

100. It’s a small world after all

101. I HOPE THIS DOESN’T GET ME BANNED…

     “Butterfly Kisses”

     DUCK JERRY!!! DUCK!!!

102. Any song at all by the Butthole Surfers, especially live recordings when they appeared under these names:

     — Ed Asner Is Gay,
     — Fred Astaire’s Asshole,
     — The Right To Eat Fred Astaire’s Asshole,
     — The Inalienable Right To Eat Fred Astaire’s Asshole, or
     — Ashtray Babyheads

103. ‘Hold On, I’m Coming!’ ~ Sam & Dave

104. ‘Chains And Things’ ~ B.B. King

105. … another B.B ~ ‘The Thrill Is Gone’

106. Any disco song, take your pick, they all suck. My Dingaling by Chuck Berry, just because.

107. Nutcracker Theme

108. I Ain’t Going Down On Brokeback Mountain by Willie Nelson.

109. Why Don’t We Do It In The Road.

110. ‘Can’t Touch This’

111. It Wasn’t Me, Shaggy

112. VooDoo Child.

113. What’s Love Got to Do With It?

114. I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For

115. You Really Got A Hold On Me

116. ‘Mama Told Me Not To Come’ 😉

117. Bad Moon Rising

118. When The Levee Breaks

119. That’s Alright, Mama by Elvis the Pelvis

     Didja know he had a brother named Enos?
     Nicknamed Enos the …

120. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnM7x6fcnRk

121. Back door man

122. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_CXpA1FnPo

123. Who Are You

124. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcnd3mSdG1w

125. Muskrat Love, Captain and Tenille

126. ” I Hate Everything About You” (Three Days Grace)

127. Mama Said Knock You Out

128. ‘Oops, there goes another rubber … tree plant”

129. ‘Willy & the Hand Jive’

130. Don’t let your meat loaf Brad. Gunite!

131. “Who Are You” – The Who

132. “You Give Love Bad Name” – Bon Jovi

133. Good Nite Buddy. I’m out too.

134. “Momma Said Knock You Out” – LL Cool J

135. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKVP5SaPHzs

136. Tube steak boogie?

137. Dont Come Around Here No More

138. ” Oh Lord I Think I Want My Rib Back” – Microwave Dave & the Nukes

139. It’s a small world after all

140. DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

141. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5Sa2Yq-2g

     Thanks Dave Attel

142. Sometimes I feel like…

     Somebody’s watchin’ meeeeeeeeee!

143. Fat Bottom Girls

144. she’s got balls-ac/dc

145. Psycho Killer

146. Bang bang Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her head……

147. Echoes, Pink floyd

148. I Touch Myself

149. SMELL THE FUNK–Buddy Guy (2008)

     🏆 WINNER! 🏆

150. Dynamo Hum

151. Ravel’s Bolero.

152. Beck’s Bolero.

153. National Anthem for football players. They go limp and fall down on a knee.

154. In Too Deep by Genesis
     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G5UwCyr_g8