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Ho Ho Ho – CNN Promotes Children’s Book That Portrays Santa as a Gay Black Man

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CNN is promoting a new children’s book that depicts Santa as a gay black man who drinks milk and eats cookies after he kisses his husband to make up.

The author Daniel Kibblesmith reportedly came up with the idea for the book while he and his wife were discussing how their future children will be told that Santa is black — though he is not black himself. They decided that since mall Santas are traditionally white, they will just tell their children that those are “Santa’s husband.”

The idea led to this book, designed to intentionally upset people who believe that there is a war on Christmas.

The idiot says what inspired him was the fictitious war on Christmas (which is a religious war, not a secular war with Santa), and then goes on to attack what is traditionally thought of to be the story of Santa in this country. But he doesn’t see the idiocy in this.

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23 Comments on Ho Ho Ho – CNN Promotes Children’s Book That Portrays Santa as a Gay Black Man

  1. Another mythological tradition bites the dust. Next thing we find out about (“spoiler alert” and I release this idea to the public domain): Jack Frost is a lukewarm trans-sexual who is hot one day and cold the next.

  2. He was “inspired” when he was on his knees in a subway bathroom stall giving some holiday cheer to some other closeted gay man and the thought just occurred to him. After gargling he skipped home to tell the wife the great news and together, over a cup of holiday eggnog and a few hits from the crack pipe, they got down to writing this book.

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