Look at this headline from the execrable Yahoo-
Melania Trump Orders Removal of Near-200-Year-Old Tree From White House
What does that sound like to you?
It sounds like she is a disinterested shrew who just wants a historic tree cut down because it “annoys her,” or something.
Turns out Melania has been working with an arborist review board to save the Jackson Magnolia, but it is too far gone and cables holding it up are failing and the tree has become unsafe.
But they’ve prepared ahead and have taken cuttings from the tree, and one will be planted in the exact same spot so the new magnolia will be a legacy of the old one.
Talk about FAKE NEWS!
Here’s the story at NYDN.
Time to plow the Sasquatch Patch under. Maybe it will cause a Yahoo Journo to eat a gun barrel.
We shoulda had that arborist remove the 220lb invasive sasquatch that used to squat there.
Yahoo is pathetic, I avoid it at all cost.
I try really hard not to swear but when it comes to the left I really fucking hate these motherfuckers.
Ain’t her fault that the property has fallen into disrepair.
I’m sure the arborists have made this point for several administrations, only to have been dismissed.
I commend the First Lady for taking action.
The precipitous decline of the tree no doubt started when Jack Kennedy blasted the base with 100% scotch whiskey urine. November 21, 1963.
It was doomed.
Y’all know I’m just making this shit up, right?
The JFK peesassination?
It’s the holidays dammit. I get to lie a little.
I heard Moochelle used to raise her leg against it every morning. Eight years of Wookie urine was too much to take…
Trees die all the time. They have to be removed before they fall and cause damage. WTF?
MELANIA’S HOT CHRISTMAS PHOTO ACCORDING TO YAHOO!
“Tacky, overly sexy.”
Jealous much?
How many trees were ordered to death to print the monthly run of Newsweak?
Because it annoys me.
Awesome! Glad they took cuttings. Hopefully they all survive so there can be an orchard of them.
@Thirdtwin December 26, 2017 at 8:09 pm
> Time to plow the Sasquatch Patch
That’s what xhe said!
The Arborist makes the real call on the Tree, if it’s unsafe he’s going to take it down. Melania’s not an expert, and she doesn’t claim to be one… WTF
Moose used the tree to sharpen her horns
There is serious lumber there. I commit to buying enough to build the caskets of Lerner, Koskinen, Comey and Mueller. Plus 2 bucks for the bullets.
And I’d buy a cutting.
Look how I’m throwing money around.
If President could walk on water, the headline would read “TRUMP Can’t Swim”.
Gosh, they’re despicable.
By the time they are cabling a large tree, the end is near. To have cuttings from the same tree is as good as having the tree itself. What a wonderful thing that is.
I’m kind of surprised the old tree wasn’t putting up it’s own replacement suckers growing off the original root stock. I don’t know enough about Magnolia trees, although there are many here in the NW.
yahoo is not news and info, it’s a bunch of yahoos.
BFH will appreciate this. Some years ago Jim Reece suggested hiring an expert on trees on the golf course. They prevent the sun from shining on the fairways and greens. It was approved. Trees were to be cut down to allow the sun to treat the greensand fairways.
That year Wicks Arborists cut down 300 trees, but lightening destroyed ten beautiful Oaks. One guy quipped at a meeting: “Between Jim Reese and God there won’t be a fucking tree left on this course next year.” Not to worry it’s still beautiful and tree lined.
They could sell cuttings from this tree and maybe afford some lessons in manners and graciousness for Sheila Jackson Lee.
And another thing, I don’t give a flyin’ phuck about this bearded asshole Phil Robertson. I’m a clean shaven Christian and I don’t buy your bullshit. Phil. Cut the shit out. Enough already.
I have a magnificent magnolia
in my front yard.Perfect conical
Christmas tree shape before Hurricane Ike.
Still a fantastic tree !
Let’s piss on a tree
For Sheila Jackson Lee.
Funny Huh?
Hey Moe, tonight I’ll get rid of a couple of beers and piss on my neighbors tree for Sheila Jackson Lee.
The “Press” has made America hating FAKE NEWS for at least 70 years. YAHOO is 50 years behind the rest, trying hard to get even.
Melania would look nice with a Chainsaw and suspenders !
The left thought that Monty Python skit (“I’m a Lumberjack…”) was an instructional video.
When they plant the new cuttings, they just need to watch out for Sally Field, Dolly Parton, and Shirley MacLaine, because they’ve been know to steal magnolias.
Well no wonder that poor tree was in bad shape. How much damage was caused by Clinton friends hanging from high branches with their hands and mouths duct taped, frantically kicking in all directions, trying to convince the Clintons they really didn’t want to commit suicide after all? And all those Clinton friends who faced the tree with their hands up who shot themselves in the back of the head 4 or 5 times, didn’t help either. Leave it to the left to blame this poor tree’s demise on Trump.
Look up the original definition of “yahoo” from Jonathon Swift’s “Gulliver’s Travels”; rude, ignorant brutes and oafs.
Now why did “Yahoo” select the word “yahoo” to name themselves? What are they telling us?
The libs hate Jackson and would remove every statue and reference to him, but love his tree. Their minds are more diseased than the tree.