Hmm. The vendor has a whole stack of pretzels, and I don’t have any at all. Time for a little redistribution of wealth! …and redistribution of mustard while I’m at it.
How’d he break a leg? Well he wouldn’t let go my pretzel and he kept trying to run! He kept calling it “my precious”!
He can’t remember which of his three high-end homes he left his wallet in. …socialist commie bastard!
I wonder if the vendor gave him the food. I’d like to see some memes showing bernie’s hands grabbing funds from the next person in line.
Jim, J Wellington Wimpy may have been a mooch and a pest and lovable scam artist but he wasn’t a total jerk like Bernie.
Buying a “Liberal Logic Roll” I see.
HAHA! ^^^
oops … forgot my wallet …. [putting it back on the stack] …. sorry I already bit off half of it
Hmm. The vendor has a whole stack of pretzels, and I don’t have any at all. Time for a little redistribution of wealth!
…and redistribution of mustard while I’m at it.
Bite or not, Bernie put his paw on it. Eewwwww!
He’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a pretzel today.
He saw the brown crust on the pretzel and was checking to see if his was still there.
But I’m a celebrity?
Fun fact: Bernie Sanders has dandruff and that’s not salt on those pretzels.
How’d he break a leg?
Well he wouldn’t let go my pretzel and he kept trying to run!
He kept calling it “my precious”!
He’s reaching down the back of his pants to “pay” this Capitalist pig.
I hear Babs Streisand might have some extra dough for Bernie.
Is that the same $700 jacket he wore to swear in the mayor for a 2nd term last week?!
He can’t remember which of his three high-end homes he left his wallet in.
…socialist commie bastard!
He also has old man balls and his piss smells like rancid asparagus. I’m just assuming it does.
I wonder if the vendor gave him the food.
I’d like to see some memes showing bernie’s hands grabbing funds from the next person in line.
Jim, J Wellington Wimpy may have been a mooch and a pest and lovable scam artist but he wasn’t a total jerk like Bernie.