A guy has been in a holding cell, being monitored for having swallowed a package of illegal drugs, and is refusing to “go state’s evideuce.”
This is a MexiCAN stand off. The 21 year-old has not rode the rim in 21 days.
They say a girl died after not going for 8 weeks. He’s got 5 weeks to go.. so to speak.
ht/ Petrus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku42Iszh9KM
Just pour 1/4 cup of “Castor Oil” down his throat. He’ll “Come Clean” in about 15 – 20 minutes.
Oh well….OK, if the guy hasn’t ‘given up’ the evidence he should be allowed to walk. Or NOT!
Some folks have will power, I guess he has wont power.
If he hasn’t shit in that amount of time….he should be turned over to ‘fake science’ where unnatural happenings can readily be explained.
“You ain’t getting sh*t out of Me”
Hollis Wood…To the Japanese Imperial Navy 1941
At this point they may have to drill it out.
They should put surveillance camera footage on the internet real time and have Las Vegas putting odds on it.
What about Habeus Coprolus? What does his crappy lawyer have to say.
Hot coffee and a spicy burrito. He won’t know what hit him. But anyone standing around him will.
Try Mexican food or an enema
No Shit?
Always liked the song ‘Deuce Coupe’
He’ll be singing the Constipation Blues by Screamin’ Jay Hawkins soon enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=VAzSvhioo34
A copper sulfate suppository, forcefully applied, will have the truth out of him in no time
2 words: Magnesium Citrate. Then stand back.
Boil water, mix with good dose of salt and soda. Guaranteed.
No fluids but prune juice.
If he’s lucky, the packaging won’t rupture. Hope his funeral is pre-arranged.
Slim Pickens, Cracker Jacks and the Japanese:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7O-SUEh-54
Wait ’til he dies and cut him open.
I’m sure glad that I’m not an evidence collector.
Yep. One small bottle of Mag Cit outta do it. Roto Rooter
Put MiraLAX in his water. Colorless and tasteless.
On what fake charge are they holding him?
Failure to self-incriminate?
What a crock of shit … uhh … heh heh …
izlamo delenda est …