Young Donald

27 Comments on Young Donald

1. No, stupid. Communism doesn’t work and capitalism does. Let me show you…

2. Bill Keane had the hair almost perfect.

3. When I’m in my 70s I’ll still have this hair.

4. Can you believe that idiotic presidential portrait?
   I suppose it’s fitting.

5. Well, Rand. You’re going to be a doctor and I’m going to build hotels. Don’t know how we will be able to work together, but it would be fun.

6. Look at Bob, to your left, in the blue sweater.
   See that blank piece of paper he’s carrying?
   See this ruler and lunch box?
   We traded.Making deals might ls fun.

7. Look at Bob, to your left, in the blue sweater.
   See that blank piece of paper he’s carrying?
   See this ruler and lunch box?
   We traded. Making deals ls fun.

8. “To be honest, Mitch, sometimes I wanna just kick yer dumb ass all over the playground!”

9. “Please keep your fantasies to yourself, Weiner – no one wants to see an Arnold Horshack wannabe’s junk.”

10. “Piers, Omarosa told me you wouldn’t show her yours!”

11. See that girl over there? She let me grab her by the pigtail!

12. Gosh. Mathematics falls into place right up until they throw Zeno’s paradoxes or Obeyme’s Affordable Care Act at ya.

13. My Mom made me a sandwich. Its going to be huge!
    With chocolate milk in my thermos.
    COLD chocolate milk!
    And carrot sticks and some Hydrox cookies.
    This will be the greatest lunch ever!

14. “We are ruled by very very stupid people”.

15. Let’s go throw rocks at Nancy

16. I played on the same football team as Jeffie. That’s not a caption. That’s an actual fact.

    Jeff Keane became a Disney cartoonist. He created the character of Beast in “Beauty and The Beast”

17. What position? Just asking.

18. Hey Joe Kennedy, you know that when you did your presentation to the class you had slobber all over your mouth you asshole. Oh and I’m a much better swimmer than your late Uncle Ted.

19. I was assigned Russia for my book report and that dickhead Comey yelled “Collusion”!

20. Hey Chucky-Schumucky, see my lunch box. When I become President I’m going to give these to all the cheats so they can’t spend their food stamps on booze and drugs you chump.

21. Reaganesque?
    https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27867226_1563626193751187_4441042552255583465_n.jpg?oh=5f86b2b424f64bba45ea9ab04f10b043&oe=5B247D78

22. When I grow up, I’m going to mock the disabled, and sexually assault womyn.

23. When I grow up, I’m going to become President … bet it butthurts you to no end!

24. “I love pissing off Liberals”

25. “I love pissing on Liberals.”

    (Fixed that for you, R.F.)

    🙂

26. “You go ahead and walk, I’ve got a limo waiting.”

27. “Can you believe our skinny-assed douchebag Ivy League teacher saying that under his plan, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket?!”