I was reading a list of foods that have been banned in the U.S., and one stands out as the star of the list. Even beating out Puffer Fish sushi, which can kill you if you get some its toxin in you.
Haggis from the UK is banned. That’s sheep heart, liver and lungs ground into a “pudding.” It’s banned because of the lung meat, which could contain phlegm. Phlegm is a better choice than our star of the list.
A fruit from France, a plum, is banned because France wants to keep it for themselves as a tourist attraction.
Another item was banned because there’s a toy inside it and it’s deemed a choking hazard.
Ackee fruit from Jamaica is banned because it can kill you if you eat it unripened.
Okay, let’s get to the worst one-
That’s Cazu Marza. It’s a cheese. It’s made by cutting a hole in the rind and allowing flies to lay eggs inside. The cheese is ready when the maggots that hatch soften the cheese to perfection, according to the chef. People then mash the maggots into the cheese, making a nice soft paste.
Mmmmmmmmmm. Why is this banned?
More here.
Ewww…. I remember learning about this cheese while watching the discovery channel like 10 years ago. They showed the entire process… needless to say I didn’t have cheese for like a month afterward.
Maggot cheese. Yummy. Which reprobate chef had too much down time in the kitchen to come up with that brilliant idea?
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Not a chance in hell.
“Eye kin beat up on faggots, ’cause eye eats me maggots.
I’m Popeye, tha sailor man! Toot-toot!”
Maggotty freaking cheese. Who the hell thinks this shit up?
I just threw up a little
Sorta tastes and smells like fromunda cheese.
Its called “controlling shrink” if you run a restaurant. Get all uppity with the health inspector and let him know the maggots are softening that hamburger.
I think my wife was making that in the fridge, she forgets what’s in the fridge cause it’s the size of a house.
I have my own more manageable fridge that I keep the basics in.
And there are no science experiments in it.
Like that rotted meat I seen a dude
on the tube eat in Algeria on some “food”
show….
MAGGOT CRUELTY!!!
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
So much stank.
So little time.
So no Trud-World food for us then. Now if we could just ban some of the people who live where this crap comes from…..
If you’re short on maggots can you substitute a Democrat? They are pretty much the same.
“He was a brave man who ate the first raw clam.” Ben Franklin?
Seattle freaks were picking coffee beans out of monkey shit and brewing it a few years back… And bragging about it
South Korea had a wicked drink that had Maggots in it…You
drank down until they were exposed…Mokli?
I stuck with the Soju and sh*tty Heineken.
Wish I knew how to make the barf emoji. Close enough for gummint work!
:barf: :barf: :barf:
Demonrat Cheese?
Lawyer Cheese?
Kaepernick Cheese”
Sharpton Cheese?
Jackson Jr. Cheese?
Clinton Cheese?
Obola Cheese?
Sooooooo … what is the precise translation of “Casu Marza?”
izlam Cheese?
izlamo delenda est …
Ok, so maggots live and eat in the cheese, that implies they excrete in the cheese, so now you’ve added another disgusting element.
What’s this cheese’s origin? Ethiopia or Haiti, ooooohhhh, wait CA is making its own version, now: Called Homeless Cheese.
I know some people I would like to feed that to. Let’s start with the ladies (I use the term loosely) on The View.
Looked it up. It’s origins are France and Italy. Some variations are made in other regions. The Sardinians make a version and sell it on the black market.
I avoid all stinky soft cheese.
Buttheadicus, the guy you’re thinking of is Andrew Zimmern the bald headed guy on the Travel Channels Bizarre Foods program. He’ll eat anything but Spam, he hates Spam. Go figure Spam would be a delicacy compared to a lot of the rest of the bizarre foods I’ve seen him eat on that program. I once saw him eat seal poop ice cream when amongst the Inuits in far Northern Canada and I was grossed out. The guy must have an iron stomach because there is no way I would ever eat any of the shit he eats while watching that program, it’s kind of like watching a culinary train wreck. YUCK!
@Moe Tom, I think you mean oysters.
@geoff the aardvark, “I would ever eat any of the shit he eats”
Hehe, I saw what you did there!
I can’t watch that show, too vomit inducing.
EWWW! None for me thanks.
Another item was banned because there’s a toy inside it and it’s deemed a choking hazard.
Recently I have been seeing the Kinder Joy chocolate eggs with the toy at the Asian farmer’s market and most recently at Costco. I don’t know if the ban has gone away but they are now available.
Oh HELL No!
There was some poison cheese from Mexico a few years back.
I carefully cut the fuzzy mold off cheddar if I find any.
I ate some Spam once.
Once.
Well, it is from France.
You know, the cheese eating surrender monkeys!
Mark Stein goes off on Kinder Eggs from time to time.
Very funny clip from when he subbed on Rush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY0qsQXwXHo
The French have had some very decadent, extreme food fashions in the past. Such as this cheese, those little birds they let rot before they cook them. Stuff like that. I put booze in that category. But that’s just me.
@JDHasty February 27, 2018 at 7:37 am
> Seattle freaks were picking coffee beans out of monkey shit and brewing it a few years back… And bragging about it
You know they just hired some person of color to do the work racists won’t do. But still take the credit for. And the credit cards, of course.
@geoff the aardvark: There’s at least one other thing that Zimmern won’t eat.
He met his match when he tried the Durian fruit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V5mWjOzkgk