Hmm. What in the world does that mean?
Could mean a lot of things. The one thing that’s clear is that she IS talking about beauty treatments and their next film won’t be on Brazzers.com.
After some social media buzz, not all of it positive, Blanchett explained that the facial was dubbed the “Penis Facial” because it smelled vaguely of… you know… men stuff.
But that’s not quite the entire story. The rest of it makes it worse.
“The Hollywood EGF Facial started last year when Sandra Bullock was filming in NYC and came to see me for a deep cleansing and long-lasting facial glow,” says Louise. “I wanted to give her something that would transform her skin without the need to undergo lasers, so I loaded up her bespoke facial with something that would give her long-lasting results. Within weeks her makeup artist, Whitney, and castmates wanted to know what was the cause of her amazing, long-lasting glowing skin…. And from that moment onward the Hollywood EGF Facial was born!”
“The foreskin is collected during circumcision and the stem cells are then harvested and extracted through a centrifuge,” says Louise. “I am always very mindful to explain radical serums and potions that I carry in my back bar, so I always explain that EGF is derived from newborn baby foreskin, but cells were taken and from that, new cells are cloned from a laboratory.”
And we thought Gwyneth Paltrow squatting over a bucket of steam was weird.
Hollywood is… grotesque.
I have always wanted to help, so when they took my foreskin it provided three sets of ears in the burn unit….
So we Men can be Cloned by our Foreskin’s, and people are helping themselves to our Boys foreskin. I don’t like it a bit , and wonder which A hole Lawyer made this possible ? Or has it been challenged ?
May they Awaken with Penis Tongues !
“After a bris my face shines like the Sun!”
Obama had those all the time
Didn’t read the whole thing, but this sounds like a dream I had.
I guess it sounds better than Smegma Facial.
So they’re claiming these babies weren’t killed for their magic cells?
Not that anyone in Hollywood cares.
There’s a “cockeyed” joke here somewhere…
If it was made from female Muzzie clit there might be some outrage.
Simmered foreskins and gravy on toast. One my favorites next to biscuits and gravy in the Navy.👍
As for those bimbos? WGARA? Nothing a sailor or two couldn’t handle.
There are too many jokes out there about women using a human mans jizz as facial cream to even begin listing them here, but the bottom line is a human man’s sperm is good for more than making babies and that fact has been known for thousands of years.
Only now do the ivory tower squatters begin to understand that their cause of the day about hating everything male has consequences so get used to that leather mask you call a face!
Bought from Planned Parenthood, no doubt.
They want glowing skin?
Put them inside the broken Japanese nuke power plant for an hour. They will glow in the dark.
willysgoatgruff
I’m sure those three mice are appreciative. 🙂
I don’t know who blanchett is but I watched bullock take it in the face in a porno.
Willysgoatgruff
I want to thank you for your quiet dedication to help those in need. A selfless humanitarian for sure.
It’s not a far reach from what they did with Harvey Weinstein to become stars
How far will it be before they’re harvesting kidneys etc for their purposes?
My ficus has a healthy glow.
I’m sure they’ve received MILLIONS of imaginary ones from distant admirers, over the years… 😳
“30 skins a week, and a chance to get a head ……..”
paunch line from a old joke about circumscribing
Get it?
oh yea … “if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!”
then their was this camel joke ………………………..
With all the shitheads in Hollywood, it wouldn’t surprise me to find out that surgically removed hemorrhoids were being used in hair products.
Well it didn’t help
Scatomancy of the stars is next.
If any of this is true, I bet there’s going to be some porn stars who’ll look 30 when they’re 90.
Jizz wait and see.
So the rich and powerful use newborns as a means of keeping their youth. Not new information.
Whatever beauty treatment they are trying, well, it ain’t working.
Stars? Meh. Ghouls
I’ve been giving penis facials for years!
Just ask that woman … uhh … I forget her name …
So have I, Bill – so have I … Barky loves em!
Next we will hear it was from Trump.