Hopper Jack Penn, named after Dennis Hopper and Jack Nicholson, was arrested in Nebraska for having marijuana, amphetamines and mushrooms in his car.
He’s been a drug addict for quite awhile. He blames his parents divorce, Robin Wright and Sean Penn, for his drug use.
Falling on his head while skateboarding didn’t help.
He doesn’t sound so bright. He’s most likely a staunch supporter of the left — his people.
It’s more likely the marriage, and not the divorce that is the cause of his problems.
Hopper Jack? Are you fing kidding me. Mr Hand would not approve. Shit, hey just should have named the poor kid Sue.
Hopper Jack? … lmao … bet this startard vacuum-avoidance got a lot of grief during the annual Easter egg hunt
Looks to me like Sean Penn and Robin Wright had a 3-some with Liam Neeson.
“He blames his parents divorce, Robin Wright and Sean Penn, for his drug use.”
Of course they always blames other instead of themselves. Joe6pak is right, it was the marriage and the birth that was the problem.
HEY, CHECK OUT THE DRUG-ADDLED MORONIC SEAN PENN ON COLBERT RECENTLY!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU THE IDOL OF THE LEFT!!
BUT TRUMP’S INSANE, DONCHA KNOW??!!
Sins of the father…
The drugs aren’t the worse part. He was driving a 1992 Volvo.
Rx
Take 12 Vicodin and call me in the morning.
Hopper Jackoff… GMAFB
Sean Penn and Robin Wright his parents? I think he probably wasn’t too bright before he fell on his head skateboarding.
“He blames his parents divorce, Robin Wright and Sean Penn, for his drug use. ”
Of course he does.
Actor and model Hopper Penn has been released from jail after he and actress Uma Von Wittkamp were arrested on drug charges earlier this week in Nebraska.
Model?
Moxie Man- Right??? I was just coming here to say it was Liam’s kid. lol
Maybe if daddy spent a little less time in Venezuela and more time with the kid…
@Anonymous: Yeah, a hand model.
Apple, tree.
If he had an AR-15 and was making anti second amendment statements he might be more believable.
An actor, model, and mainly working in a pizza shop. What a skell. He must have been delivering pizza in the 92 Volvo, I hope he didnt make them with that filthy hair and dirty fingernails. They should return his drugs, plus add some extra bonus fentanyl doses, gas up his car and send him on his way. He will be found in a flea bag motel after about a week of rotting flesh gets the maids attention.
Mike Brown, did you say pizzagate?
The dingleberry doesn’t fall far from the asshole.
No reports of a beat down and cries of “momma!”? he was in perfect territory for that.😉
Dammit.
“He’s been a drug addict for quite awhile. He blames his parents divorce, Robin Wright and Sean Penn, for his drug use….”?
…more likely you’re a whiny, petulant weak little liberal bitch…grow up!
Do not mock me again!
From Geico pitchman to drug addict.
-sad
At least he’s not blaming Trump or glo-bull warming
Dude needs to eat a Tide Pod and chill…
Every worthless asshole has a ditty bag full of reasons why he’s a worthless asshole and not one of ’em has anything to do with personal responsibility!
He looks more like Denis Hopper than Sean Penn.
Hmmmm…..maybe there is a reason other than the one given for the name.
Even when it’s some commie jerk’s kid, it is sad to see the addictions. Too bad he makes weak excuses instead of getting help or at least being honest and saying he just likes being high all the time.
I hope he finds solace.
Being Hugo Chavez’s grandson, and a butt-baby at that, can’t have been easy to grow up with … at …
But when all’s said and done, he’s making conscious decisions – he’s not a leaf being blown about by a breeze. You can only blame mommy and daddy so far.
izlamo delenda est …
He could change his name to State Penn.
I wouldn’t doubt that his father provided him with drugs and alcohol very early on.
Just think how difficult it must be to realize you are going to grow up to be “Jeff Spicolli?”
Never really had a chance, man.
If I had Sean Penn for a father I’d numb myself with drugs too.
Sometimes it takes few more hits to the noodle to get it right, try harder.
Sooo, I’m guessing the cool dad didn’t make the tadpole wear a brain bucket?
My state doesn’t require one, been in enough wrecks to know better.
No helmet on a rice rocket, organ donor.
Bless his heart.
Cliche Guevara – He doesn’t have to change his name to State Penn, just his address!
The person you see in the mirror is the jerk to blame for all your issues!
What was he doing in flyover country anyway? That probably pissed off Daddy in a big way.