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Being a liberal must be like having constant hemorrhoids and a migraine, they are just so ill-tempered

Sunday, 22 April 2018, 22:21 BFH Uncategorized 42

The left is joyless. The left is on constant red alert to be outraged. Th left, let’s face it, are a$$wipes.

This picture, uploaded by ex-NFL player and CBS NFL analyst Jay Feely, is causing an uproar amongst lefties. It’s one of the oldest jokes in the world, depicted in cartoons for hundreds of years.

Reading the comments is soul-sapping.

 

If someone did this to my son. 😡

– Actually something illegal is being done brandishing and threatening someone with a firearm is illegal in every state

–  The same people upset over this photo are the ones who laugh at pictures of being decapitated for the sake of “art.”

–Cool to know if your daughter has any self agency you’ll shoot her boyfriend.

–This is how people get accidentally shot. I work in Pediatric Rehab. It’s not a joke.

Brandishing, ovetbearing. Not cool
Anybody who pulls a gun on my son is getting the police called and changed w/something… That shit ain’t funny and it ain’t cool. She would have been going to the prom by her damn self. If you can’t respect my child, he need not be bothered w/yours😡
Can you imagine seeing these pix of your son for the first time? Omg I would call the cops on that guy!

42 Comments on Being a liberal must be like having constant hemorrhoids and a migraine, they are just so ill-tempered

  1. WOW.
    “This is how people get accidentally shot. I work in Pediatric Rehab.”
    I don’t even know where to start with that dumb ass comment. But obviously she’s an expert.

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  5. I WALKED THRU THE LINE AT VON’S THIS WEEKEND AND SAW TABS WITH MATT LAUER’S BALD-HEADED, DUMB-ASS LOOK, AND A HEADLINE ABOUT KIMMEL, BALDWIN,ETC….AND IT STRUCK ME HOW SOOOOO FCUKING HAPPY I AM TO BE ME!!!

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  6. He obviously knows his way around a firearm, barrel pointed to the ground, no finger on the trigger. But dang, guns being sentient beings and all, they have a mind of their own and discharge whenever they want. The guy’s penny loathers are saying their prayers.

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  7. I REALLY like The Notorious PHD’s comment…… what a pussified scrunt!

    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

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  10. It doesn’t matter what it is, the Left has zero funny bones. There’s no place in their brains for registering real humor. They only laugh at peoples’ deaths or when they are fantasizing about killing someone.

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  11. Judging by the picture, the girl’s date doesn’t seem to be overly fearful about what’s going on. Unlike the anxiety ridden twitter twits freaking out over nothing, he understands that it’s just a joke.

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  13. The first time my daughter went on a date my husband sat on the porch with a double barrel shotgun across his lap. Now it was a joke, but the boy had her home 30 minutes early. 🙂

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  14. Brad – the white belt is proper prom attire ….. at least it was in about 1979 when I went to the prom. It looked great with my leisure suit and white shoes.

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  20. I’m going to try out my new comic routine geared towards leftists:

    2 nuns walk into a bar. Fuck organized religion, fuck Donald Trump, and fuck Republicans.

    Two black guys are in Walmart. Hey, they have a right to be in Walmart, you racist. Fuck Donald Trump.

    How dumb is my girlfriend? She only makes $.70 of a man’s wage, but she hates men and likes abortions. Fuck Donald Trump.

    O.k., maybe not Viet Vet’s cup of tea or wit, but I should knock em’ out in San Francisco.

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  28. @Fritz, @Brad – White shoes and white belt, especially when worn with a leisure suit with the shirt collar outside the jacket collar, was known at the time (the 70s) as the Full Cleveland.

    I am not making this up.

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  32. I have three daughters, it was pure coincidence that when they attended Prom their date arrived when I was cleaning my pistols, carbines, rifles and shotguns. Never had to say a word.
    The implication was not lost on the young men.
    One of them became my son-in-law and participated in desert storm, he just recently retired from the Army. He has two beautiful daughters who attended Prom and he did much the same.

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  36. BRAD
    I had such a belt 47 years ago! They were very trendy for YUPys. Bell Bottom pants as well I was almost as hip in ’71 as in ’55 when I had Blue Suede Shoes before Karl had his big hit. Which I bought in 57

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  37. Maybe it was the kid’s gun, Dad got to borrow it? Daughter is looking approvingly.
    Dad will probably lose his job over this.
    A Prom in the middle of April?
    Where do I stop with this one?
    How about now.

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  38. Everywhere in this GREAT REPUBLIC each morning a nervous and angry liberal nut job awakes with the terrifying thought, that somewhere someone is not under their control and they cannot direct every thought. I was doing fugitive recovery and had some death threats against me. So when I cleaned one pistol I had another beside me on the table. My daughters date arrived and his nervous stupidity ensued. He asked “How many guns do you own?” I replied it didn’t matter, I only shoot them one at a time. “You wouldn’t shoot me would you? “Well son, would you ever do anything to make me want to shoot you?” “No sir.” “Then you have nothing to be worried about.” Look, he came into MY HOUSE.

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  39. “Being a liberal must be like having constant hemorrhoids and a migraine, they are just so ill-tempered”
    “Being a liberal is like being a hemorrhoid combined with a migraine; they are just so ill-tempered”

    There. Fixed it for ya!

    “Liberal: A Migrained Hemorrhoid on the Ass of America.”

    izlamo delenda est …

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  42. He should have had an AR-15. That would really knot their panties. Then we could have the axeperts on TV ‘splain that the AR means Assault Rifle, The dash is silent, and the 15 means that the shooter can shoot 15 shells in 15
    minutes or 15 seconds, depending on the height of the shooter. Am I right Brad? That’s the way I understood it listening to Mike Bloomberg and others.

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