“We may like Nancy Pelosi in the Bay Area, but America doesn’t,” the reporter said.
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Having Russian hookers pee on your bed!
Herpes Simplex or Complex, depending on which side of the aisle you’re on.
Having Russian hookers pee on your head and tell ya it’s just raining!
It’s the democRAT way…
Her Boobs
A severe case of the Jeb Bush (please) Clap.
the “forever first lady”
Taking out Hillary’s soiled diapers
Colonoscopy, death, bedbugs AND lice infestation, killer bees swarming your picnic, oh just so many things.
A mega case of the dry heaves!
Root Canal.
Wool boxers
Pissing out your ass.
Norovirus
Things more popular than Nancy Pelosi:
Opening that container of egg salad in the back of the refrigerator bottom shelf that you’d forgotten about and has been in there since October.
To be frank, Che Guevara is actually more popular. I’ve never seen a hipster with an image of Pelosi on his t-shirt.
Things more popular than Nancy Pelosi:
Coming home after a weekend out of town and finding that a raccoon had come down your chimney and then searched everywhere for a way to get out again.
French kissing Harvey Weinsteinn in a restroom stall.
An oozing, excruciatingly painful sore on the taint.
izlamo delenda est …
Sand gnats
Painful rectal itch
Being burned alive
Screwing a smelly fat girl
Fingernails on a chalk board
Being shipwrecked with Hillary
Pushing pins in your eyes
Gas station sushi.
Heck, pork sushi.
Life in prison with Jeffery Dahmer.
Waking up after a two-week drunken binge between Hillary Clinton and Joy Behar with hair in your teeth and a sickening odor permeating the room.
izlamo delenda est …
stepping in dog poop
A wart on my Ass
A Root Canal
High viscosity scum with overwhelming stench would win in the polls, according to new research.
More popular than a pile of Pelosi: unrelenting explosive diarrhea, a ‘Marathon Man’ dentist, Bill Cosby, a month long migraine, stepping in a cat hairball while barefoot.
@Tim – okay, that went waaaay beyond gross.
Whenever I see Nancy P. speak, I think, bitch, you need to get a grip. Polygrip.
Igniting 3′ of your colon after trying to light a fart.
I’ll go with festering boils. Yeah, that is waaaayyyyy more popular.
Walking the streets of San Francisco barefoot?
@Gladys,
Sorry.
izlamo delenda est …
An Arizona Senator
Doing the ALS challenge using John McCain’s slobber bucket.
jock itch, crotch rot, swamp ass, trench mouth, toe fungus, chiggers, scabies, the heartbreak of psoriasis, e d, foreskin cheese, toe cheese, pus prick, hemorrhoids, anal leakage, poison ivy asshole, poking yourself in the eye, getting hit in the head w/ a lawn dart, sitting on knitting needles … points up, shaking hands w/ the devil, being in front of Kim Jong Un at the dessert line, getting your head wedged up the ass of Rosie O’Donnell … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ske8AG5q74 … yes, there is video … if you dare!
so many things …. so little time
Sitting through a class taught by Randa Jarrar.
Arriving home with a full bladder, running in to relieve, finding you just stepped in & tracked dogshit through the house…is more popular than Nanny Pee.
At least there was relief….