Like a drunken pirate, leading man Johnny Depp managed to “Blow” through a pile of money – estimates are at $650 million. Now a lawsuit by two of his security team provides details about what life was like looking out for a man who allegedly abused those who tried to shield him from the consequences of his reckless behavior. More
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Oh for cryin’ out loud. The morons could have quit. It’s too late guys the drunken pirate is broke.
Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late
my plumbing don’t thunder there’s nothin’ to plunder
I’m an over fifty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late
But I’ve done a bit of snugglin’
I’ve kissed Weintein’s ass
Made enough money to buy Miami(New York, LA, Chicago,)
But I snorted it away so fast
Never meant to last
Never meant to last
I have been drunk now for over 40 Years
Passed out and I rallied and sucked a couple of queers
But I’ve got to stop wishin’, got to go fistin’
I’m down to crack rocks again.
Just need to blow a few friends
To make meet ends
I want a chance to blow 6.5 million….650 million is just a beggars dream….
Too bad. So sad. Another story of someone who had a small talent parlayed into money that enabled a silly life story that will lead to old age alcoholism in the old actor’s home with a footnote.
To think I took my small life’s earnings and parlayed them into a comfortable retirement while this jayhole ended up broke shows how truly blessed of God I am and was.
Remember him next “talk like a pirate day.”
A fool and his money are soon Partying
Such righteous BS! If you had that many years with him, you were protecting Johnny Derp’s bad lifestyle, not correcting it. Now Johnny Moneybags is broke and it’s time for you all to retire and leave him to the evils of his ways. He gave you a job, and you accepted it losers.
Watch out for that “Other duties as assigned” section of your job description, boys!
didn’t know you could pack $650 million up your nose
… learn something new every day …
Puss & Boots Security need a Hankie, c’mon guys what did you expect Depp likes to Party and so does every other Actor. The head of Security shot his own leg and that is dangerous for you Why ? Get a New Head of Security or something, but He does have to pay you so maybe you have some Babysitting for Depp
to do guys.
But… but… he’s soooo sexy… I saw him on a poster at the mall hawking cologne, so he MUST be!
I wonder which one of the demons inside him blew through all that cash?
I remember him going on Overhaulin’ with his then fiancé Amber. Chip Foos did a nice custom overhaul of her Mustang. I was thinking she was a really hot babe -too sexy for him. I looked up an on line bio on Amber and it turns out she had previously had a lesbian relationship with some gal. My immediate thought was this wasn’t going to work out for Johnny. It didn’t. She really wiped him out in the divorce. What was he thinking?
Didn’t ol’ Depp make a comment not too long ago about Lincoln being killed by an actor in reference to Trump, hope the S.O.B. loses even more money to lawsuits and has to sell his ass to pornhub.
There was a report a few years ago about how both Depp and his French girl friend smelled really bad.
The Pew Research Center conducted the investigation and wrote the report.
the truth is depp is a street bum who was given a lucky break and simply continued his loser ways
$ can’t buy class
That Goddamned moron was looking at buying Tom Stewart’s Misty Island Farm at one time. I am glad he didn’t and so most of the neighbors.
http://www.ownmistyislefarms.com/
Let this example be a lesson for all the rest of the oh-so-talented snoflakes worldwide, in acting, sports, et al, who are SO overpaid. You think they’ll learn from this?
Naw, me neither.
No doubt he contributed a lot of it to charity, being a bleeding heart liberal and all…….