A New Crown To Protect The Family Jewels – IOTW Report

A New Crown To Protect The Family Jewels

The St. Louis Cardinals are adding a new piece of equipment to the protective gear worn by their catchers; a bullet proof athletic cup. The additional safety measure comes after star catcher Yadier Molina took a 102 mph foul boll to the groin last Saturday. Molina underwent surgery that night to repair a traumatic hematoma and will be out for a month convalescing.

The bullet proof cup is made by an outfit called Nutshellz and let’s just say the company’s CEO has a dramatic, if not potentially deadly, way of demonstrating the armored qualities of his company’s product. More

 

15 Comments on A New Crown To Protect The Family Jewels

  1. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow! Molina is a MAN! I’d have been rolling around squealing like a pig!

    Oh! and two kids are only replacement value.

    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

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  2. Hmm, this is something I should consider for my troops when in, I mean ON, the field. And this is coming from a former little league catcher! Got to get the requisitions goin’…

    Guys watch the vid in slow mo. UGH. There shite ricocheting around there!

    Gals/Wives watch the vid in slow mo. OMG

    Bullet proof? How about a major effing CUSHION absorbing CUP. Kinda like a NFL HELMET.

    The man deserves a medal!

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  3. wearing protective cups came into vogue around 1874 …. in 1941 baseball adopted the batting helmet

    only took about 65 years to figure out not just the beans, but the bean should have some protection too

    … goes to show you where male priorities lie

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  4. @col. glover ~ lmao! can you imagine the ‘package’ a catcher would be sporting w/ an ‘NFL helmet’ protector stuffed down his knickers?

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