Meghan Markle’s nephew is reported to have attempted to take a knife into a nightclub near Windsor Castle because he was worried by Donald Trump’s saying London was “like a warzone”.
Tyler Dooley, the 25-year-old son of the Duchess of Sussex’s brother, Thomas Markle, was not invited to the wedding, but travelled to London with the intention of appearing as a pundit on television.
On Saturday night, according to reports in The Sun, he went to the Bacchus nightclub in Kingston with his mother Tracy – Mr Markle’s ex-wife – and his older brother TJ, 26.
He shouldn’t have been arrested in the first place, was he brandishing the knife like a weapon? No? Then why was he arrested… Oh, YEAH. Because the Mayor of London is a psychopath.
No reason why he should be blaming Trump.
Ya know for $29 the Queen could have done a background check on that family………guessing her pregnancy announcement will be out this week.
Dim bulb Harry sure married into a great family, didn’t he? She’ll be pregnant in no time, if she isn’t already, to secure that great royal cash. I give it less than 5 years.
Considering she married into one of the most inbred families in all of Europe there’s a good chance any child conceived by those to will be some kind of freak. The royal family is a bit kinky too, hope she likes it in the can.
She is no prize either so maybe they last for 2 years tops.
Cue up the Carpenters: We’ve Only Just Begun
I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digga, but she ain’t messin’ with no broke nigga…
—Kanye West
Oh those plonkers
Wonder if they sold it to him from the backside of a lorry?
Wonder if they saw it through airport security?
Or . . .
Wonder if He who dares – wins, This time next year we’ll be millionaires, Lovely Jubbly, You know it makes sinsemilla.
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Dang, soy boys…I’m just getting used to all y’all living in mom’s basement, and now I find out you’re clubbing with her. Party on, kids. And you too, cougar
the inbreds married a little soul.
The little social justice warrior got her hooks in the royal family via a troubled and slow witted heir. This will be fun to watch as Harry pawns the crown jewels to pay for her excesses.
If this is another lame attempt to get me to pay attention to the royal wedding, it didn’t work. Still don’t care.
In London, it is a felony punishable by jail time merely to be in possession of a knife in public. One Londoner just got sentenced to four years in jail for doing what Tyler did.
But, it was a butter knife?
If he had any spine he would have talked about the ridiculousness of banning knives and the mess and high murder rate of London instead of being such a wuss.
Howie Carr and his staff are making bets as to how long this marriage lasts. They are thinking around 3 yrs or less.
I’m thinking after a couple of kids and guaranteed income for life.
That’s a lot of words when one would suffice; trainwreck.
“Tyler Dooley, Meghan Markle’s nephew, with his mother Tracy – the ex wife of the Duchess of Sussex’s half-brother Thomas”
How does one cut anything there?
Do you call a professional licensed to carry?
I carry three knives at work, one everywhere else.
Hey Budget Turtle…”Entourage” was just a TV show. Go back to your sordid little life now.
I cannot believe the Royals
let this happen…
Is Jerry Springer involved ???
With all the young certified virgins
out there that would gladly marry Harry…
Windsor, meet Compton!
@organgrinder:
The royal family is a bit kinky too, hope she likes it in the can”.
Well, there is a 50% chance she does!
That Markle guy’s eyes are too close together; any relation to Stormy’s attorney?
I about way beyond sick and tired of hearing about the entire cheap, crass and tawdry British royal family and their hangers on and acolytes. For the last couple weeks I have made it a point to hit the CD player when it is coming up on the half hour and hour when I am in a vehicle listening to a talk show or broadcast music just so I won’t be subjected to an update on what they are up to.
I about way beyond sick and tired of hearing about the entire cheap, crass and tawdry British royal family and their hangers on and acolytes. For the last couple weeks I have made it a point to hit the CD player when it is coming up on the top and bottom of the hour news when I am in a vehicle listening to a talk show or broadcast music just so I won’t be subjected to an update on what they are up to.
You can bet that the prenup agreement that was created is iron clad and limits her access to his money and assets. In the event of dissolution of the marriage she’ll get a nice chunk of money and maybe a house but the non-disclosure agreement will be tighter the a ducks butt. One thing to also remember is that he’ll be outside of the line of succession so while she may be a lady/princess or whatever the hell she’ll never be queen and he’ll never be king.
England has gone to HELL. London electing a Muslim mayor proves it.
Glad I visited there when there was some semblance of normalcy.
‘ about way beyond sick and tired of hearing about the entire cheap, crass and tawdry British royal family and their hangers on and acolytes. For the last couple weeks I have made it a point to hit the CD player when it is coming up on the half hour and hour when I am in a vehicle listening to a talk show or broadcast music just so I won’t be subjected to an update on what they are up to.’
Now you know how we feel when we have to listen to your Presidential elections.
“I cannot believe the Royals
let this happen…
Is Jerry Springer involved ???”
funny you should mention that. He’s trying to get her family together for a Jerry Springer episode. LMAO.
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“Now you know how we feel when we have to listen to your Presidential elections.”
And they go on way too long, too. But how do you like that hillary? LOL