A guy with a $1700 man purse said that he was held up at gunpoint but still wouldn’t “relinquish his bag to a thug.”
“You can pry it out of my cold dead hands, ” he told reporters.
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Must be a “Power Bottom”.
$1,700 purth? GMAFB. I don’t even have $500 worth or clothes. An thay, aren’t thothes purple panth mahvulus?
The man’s got priorities.
Skewed, but priorities none the less
I may not admire his taste, but I do admire his gumption.
He must have had something pretty embarrassing in there. And no, I don’t want to look.
That’s disturbing on lots of levels. Of course I’m sure the other guy was just a …. beast…
I wouldn’t have known who made that bag.
NOW THAT’S IRONY!!
“You will have to pry it from my cold dead hands”. No problem.
Two gun shots later, the perp now owns this “man purse”.
If it was holding a
$2000.00 Kimber I could understand.
@Russian Bot May 22, 2018 at 6:54 pm
> Must be a “Power Bottom”.
A… wuh? I’m afraid to even Goolag that.
That’s just a purse. Can drop the man part of it.
The last time I was held up I spent $1500 on a new camera and a lens. My wife said take it back or no sex for 12 hours! 😉
He may have paid too much for and it’s a fake Chinese knock off.
It’s like progturds dropping their life into a scam like global warming, ya think they are gonna give it up?
Man purse?
Ahhhhhh… nope.
That’s a Douche Bag!
Rat Fink, curious.
How many showers ya think a typical Douche gets from 1 filling of this bag? At $1700 a pop, ya think the flow is restricted for a douche party or unrestricted for a quickie waterfall?
That guy forgot the drill. He was supposed to hit the robber with his purse.
It’s a fag-bag.
The gay fag was probably thinking “Oh my…I think we’re about to exchange blows” (puts fingers to lips and giggles).
I like this guy. He stood up to a thug and said FU. It would’ve been double plus-good had he beaten the thug with his purse like Ruth Buzzi.
I recall Charlton Heston looking much different.
He wouldn’t have given up his fuck-me-pumps either, had the perp wanted them too.
Wow. Talk about brand loyalty.
A thug with a gun that can’t get a purse away from a soy-boy should rethink his career choice.
Molon Labe?
If you approach a guy with a man bag trying to rob him and he doesn’t let go, you get the hell away from him as fast as you can. Something’s up. 😀
In any case, good for him! He should be concealed carrying a brick in the bag.
By the way, I hope he realizes a gun owner feels the same way (you know what I mean) about his guns. lol
Usually contains his dishwasher-safe monogrammed buttplug.
I bought my wife a Louis Vuitton purse, and for how much I paid, I might just take a bullet before letting someone steal it from her.
I can’t imagine a robber wanting that unless it was also a he-bitch. Obviously a piss poor shot, like a limp wrist.
Muggers will steal anything to get cash for a quick high. What cost the near victim 1700, the mugger will sell for $100. They don’t care.
Right now, Hermes is making a Birkin bag with Kevlar. Bullets are so last season, betch.
@MJA
I’m thinking he dumps it out, takes what he wants and stuffs the bag in the trash.
An Ottawa 8, but a West Hollywood 4.
He had to Blow Hard for that there Murse !
Ann Thracts May 22, 2018 at 9:14 pm
>He wouldn’t have given up his fuck-me-pumps either, had the perp wanted them too.
Interesting comment. I read recently that Linda Ronstandt wore boots during her live appearances that were called “fuck-me-boots”. Since then, I have to restrain myself from asking woman wearing knee-high boots if they are “fuck-me-boots”.
The guy looks a bit like Walter Egan, who had a hit in the 70’s, “You are a magnet, and I am steel”. It was a good song. Walter looks a bit effeminate in the video, but I don’t think he was a queer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RamSFoo0jw
Do the fuck-me pumps go with the JBF hairdo?
My wife informed me that $1700 is the very low end of the LV purse line.
Maybe this guy is s real-life Equalizer, and the purse was just “bait”.
Risk your life for material goods? Foolish.
The purse contained his favorite moodstone cockring.