“Jurassic World” – IOTW Report

“Jurassic World”

or As I Like To Call It, “Congressional Democrats.”

It’s summer and time once again for Hollywood to roll out a progressive message movie disguised as mindless entertainment. This time it’s dinosaurs from the Jurassic Park franchise doing the heavy liberal lifting in, “Jurassic World: Lost Kingdom.” More

14 Comments on “Jurassic World”

  1. “Greed gone rampant among the globalized gilded class? Check. The sinister potential of genetic engineering? Check. The need to protect endangered species? Check. The privatizing of military action? Check. The eerie implications of cloning? Check. The danger of weaponized dinosaurs? Check.”

    Hmmm…what’s missing from that checklist?

    Maybe climate change really is no longer a thing.

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  2. I will still watch it.
    I have all of the past films on Blu-ray.
    I liked the stars from last time, Bryce Howard and Chris Pratt.
    I am also a fan of dinosaurs.
    I still have a picture of me crying with my cousins sitting on a dino during the Sinclair Dino-land tour in 1968.

    I did notice that they added the obligatory black dude to the cast like they did with the annoying black girl in the second film.
    Diversity!

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  3. I enjoyed the first movie, right up until I saw the rack of dozens of SPAS-12 shotguns in the control center, going unused for some bizarre reason. Ended up walking out.

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  4. @Thirdtwin June 6, 2018 at 7:15 pm

    > There has to be an evil male T-Rex with orange skin and a yellow crest.

    Unlike the legitimate ruler of Kong Island, you know that TRux won’t keep it’s digits respectfully appropriate to Ms. Wray’s delicate satin draped frame.

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  5. You heard about the reboot of “Saving Pvt Ryan?”

    This one involves a squad of crack female combat photographers led by Demi Moore going behind enemy lines to discover evidence of a rogue paratrooper colonel (played by Sean Penn) callously causing hundreds of French civilian deaths in his pursuit of military glory

    In the stirring finale, Demi’s 12 female cohorts turn into ass kicking fighters as they ward off an attempt by an entire battalion of paratroopers of the 101st to kill them and cover up the atrocities

    I think I’ll pass

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