The city council of Seattle has been discussion the purchase of a “medical van” that would provide a “safe injection site” for heroin addicts. The idea of a mobile facility moved forward after years of debating the creation of a city funded building to serve as an Opium Den. Estimated cost of the heroin van, $350,000. More
I can see it now. They could paint it up to look like the Partridge Family bus to make it more user friendly. On the other hand, why not just design it to function as a traveling mortuary / hearse that can drop users off at their final destination?
I can just see it now, the heroin bus pulling up to the polling station, dumping out a bunch of junkies jonesing for a free fix and all they have to do is go in and mark the D on the ballot.
The first week they need to park that van in front of the mayor’s house, and then take turns parking it in front of the homes of the city council.
I guess I missed something over the last 50 years. There is such a thing as safe heroin injection?
This is putting the Onion out of business.
Seattle must be postulated buy eighth-grade dropouts. What could go wrong with this idea,
Besides everything?
OK….next up for Seattle…safe places to assassinate conservatives…safe places to commit suicide…safe places to drown your unwanted children…safe places to have sex in public…oops, they may already have that one.
So, will heroin addicts be seen running down the street chasing the injection van like kids used chase the Good Humor Ice Cream van?
What a visual that presents. Disturbing.
Democrats can’t even shoot up without the government’s help!? How do they feed themselves. No, no, I get it that we give them the money to buy the food but how are they able to get the food out of the wrapper, into their mouths and then chew all by themselves. It’s a wonder they can reproduce.
I hear Hilary has a van for sale which is already equipped to dispense pharmaceuticals. There are a few stains on the floor near the side cargo door, but the junkies won’t notice.
“Needles up! Ready, SHOOT!!”
(a banner in Seattle’s future Doper Pride Parade)
I guess that’s one way around the mountain. Clean the streets of the low life scumbags by a fleet of “hot shot” vans.
Liberals must be defeated or things going to get real in this Country very soon.
The police will test the heroin with the promise, NO arrests. The police will shoot up as well as housewives, high school, and elementary kids, tourists.
If a junkie overdoses and the city isn’t on the spot with Narcan, the family will sue.
Already free needles, can free heroin be far behind?
It will be stolen within 2 weeks.
@Tim Buktu….
What Music will they be playing?
Tommy Bolins “Post Toasty”
What music? Anything by Jefferson Airplane , White Rabbit maybe?
Make it an All-You-Can-Inject Buffet! No limit! All the heroin you want!
Since they have no self control… problem solved after one visit to the van.
“I hear Hilary has a van for sale…”
Just add a couple of letters to the side and voila…”I’m With Heroin”
Maybe they could get around to putting a roll or two of toilet paper on every block too
I’d be ‘sleepless in Seattle’- too busy packing and getting out of there to sleep
I’d like some jimmies (sprinkles) on mine please.
How would this not be a Federal crime? Does a city have the authority to override Federal drug laws?
Grateful Dead Music blaring from loudspeakers in lieu of calliope music
@Tim Buktu June 15, 2018 at 6:20 pm
I like zombie movies.
@Phil Taking Pills June 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm
> Liberals must be defeated or things going to get real in this Country very soon.
Next year in Columbia.