Seattle Considering Operating Its Own Heroin Van – IOTW Report

Seattle Considering Operating Its Own Heroin Van

The city council of Seattle has been discussion the purchase of a “medical van” that would provide a “safe injection site” for heroin addicts. The idea of a mobile facility moved forward after years of debating the creation of a city funded building to serve as an Opium Den. Estimated cost of the heroin van, $350,000. More

I can see it now. They could paint it up to look like the Partridge Family bus to make it more user friendly.  On the other hand, why not just design it to function as a traveling mortuary / hearse that can drop users off at their final destination?

24 Comments on Seattle Considering Operating Its Own Heroin Van

  1. I can just see it now, the heroin bus pulling up to the polling station, dumping out a bunch of junkies jonesing for a free fix and all they have to do is go in and mark the D on the ballot.

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  2. OK….next up for Seattle…safe places to assassinate conservatives…safe places to commit suicide…safe places to drown your unwanted children…safe places to have sex in public…oops, they may already have that one.

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  3. So, will heroin addicts be seen running down the street chasing the injection van like kids used chase the Good Humor Ice Cream van?

    What a visual that presents. Disturbing.

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  4. Democrats can’t even shoot up without the government’s help!? How do they feed themselves. No, no, I get it that we give them the money to buy the food but how are they able to get the food out of the wrapper, into their mouths and then chew all by themselves. It’s a wonder they can reproduce.

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  5. I hear Hilary has a van for sale which is already equipped to dispense pharmaceuticals. There are a few stains on the floor near the side cargo door, but the junkies won’t notice.

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  6. The police will test the heroin with the promise, NO arrests. The police will shoot up as well as housewives, high school, and elementary kids, tourists.

    If a junkie overdoses and the city isn’t on the spot with Narcan, the family will sue.

    Already free needles, can free heroin be far behind?

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  7. Make it an All-You-Can-Inject Buffet! No limit! All the heroin you want!
    Since they have no self control… problem solved after one visit to the van.

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  8. Maybe they could get around to putting a roll or two of toilet paper on every block too
    I’d be ‘sleepless in Seattle’- too busy packing and getting out of there to sleep

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