“We Are Not Opening Today For Some Reasons” – IOTW Report

“We Are Not Opening Today For Some Reasons”

I saw the sign being made fun of. Just now I found out what the reasons are, and it’s not funny.

32 Comments on “We Are Not Opening Today For Some Reasons”

  1. There’s a word that escapes me right now involving someone who leaves an unattended toddler at home and goes out for dinner, throws food on the floor and assaults the owner and staff.

    Hmmmm. What was that word again?

    Got it. Obamavoter.

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  2. “I’ll have Gen. Tso’s chicken.”
    “What?”
    “I’ll have Gen. Tso’s chicken.”
    “What?”
    I’ll have Gen. Tso’s chicken.
    “What?”
    I’LL HAVE GEN. TSO’S CHICKEN!
    “Steam lice oah flied lice?”

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  3. They not want to explain why they felt the need to find, before the health inspector arrived, a cooks ear that had gotten mixed in with todays batch of beef fried rice.

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