American women, according to whoever has been compiling these statistics, have the biggest fun bags in the world.
The Philippines are holding up the rear, so to speak.
Apparently the measuring method favored roundness, which put America out front. Ever see implants? Very round. Did the statisticians account for implants?
Who knows?
The article appeared in Seventeen magazine. That’s a bit disturbing.
ht/ cynic
A leftist twofer: the earlier they’re sexualized, the more of them will decide they’re homosexual AND the more abortions they’ll need. Satan is very pleased.
@ cynic – Reading Seventeen, eh?
FWIW, I prefer a bit smaller. Well, actually I prefer all natural. Don’t care one bit for ‘bolt-ons’
I utterly love the female form, but after the face, the boobs are the best part!
Female boobies, God’s greatest creation and Satan’s best tool!
I wonder why women have ‘fun bags’ in the first place. They must be for something
Satan loves liberals, and the love is mutual.
I have NEVER heard titties described as “fun bags” until just now. Adding to my lexicon…
I’m skeptical, I’ll need to do a thorough field study before I’ll endorse these findings. I’ll need to travel extensively and devote endless hours to this. I’m going to need lots of money to achieve solid results for this study and I’m counting on your support. While I ready myself for this endeavor the ladies should feel free to submit photo’s for review.
@OG This is a big job, Lazlo can help.
Making America Great Again! It’s working.
For some reason, this article reminded me of a radio ad I heard yesterday which began with, “Erectile dysfunction got you down?”
To which I replied, “Well it sure as hell hasn’t got me UP!”
Wonder if it has anything to do with how fat American women are.
Jerry: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jUEok59HsTk
They go great with beer. I ain’t picky on the size.
And now a word from Frank Zappa:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZVpOg8qHL0
“The article appeared in Seventeen magazine.”
Ali Watkins started her new gig already? She really tit the ground running.
@Jerry:
https://youtu.be/Fq9jTAF7zRY?t=9s
Women’s breasts are like martinis, one ain’t enough and three’s too many.
Anything over a mouthful is a waste.
This should be a joke article but sadly it is part of the disinformation matrix that runs most people today who cannot put down their electronic dik for more than a few seconds without experiencing separation anxiety attacks or worse.
They never even mention that the dairy industry pumps cows FULL of hormones for faster/more milk production and that gets passed on to consumers.
If the tramps running this scam used data from 50 years ago they would have found the USA mirroring every other country but since we turned into a me, me, ME, society and fat chicks are the new norm along with total narcissism, wymen grow breasts before they hit 10 years old and if they are not big enough to make men and women drool then its off to the plastic surgeon for silicon fun bag installments just so they can feel good about themselves…. until it comes time for their regularly schedulable maintenance on those “fun bags” that turn out to NOT be fun at all for the wymen who have them installed because they cause ALL kinds of problems if not replaced and look HORRIBLE when left in too long and they burst or move to a unnatural position that makes them look lumpy in the wrong places or even like they grew a third tit like the hooker in total recall…LOL
Except liberal women are “Ugly! Ugly bags of mostly water.”
Ya know what’s worse than foam rubber tittie’s, a cardboard box.
I can’t wait to drop this new term on the lovely Mrs Chiggerbug!
Uh, they have the stats wrong. Russian women are remarkably endowed…. tiny little bums and full size chests…a remarkable achievement.
I love me some of those titties.
That’s where I got my first meal!
Monica had some nice ones.
We always had to test drive a set on the couch before filming.