Hi, What Do You Do For a Living? — I Study Mouse Penis – IOTW Report

Hi, What Do You Do For a Living? — I Study Mouse Penis

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Unlike humans, male mice have what is called an “ossified” penis, which means it sports a bone.

For the study, Andre and a team exposed young, male house mice to two different environments.

“One group of males were growing up in close proximity with two other growing males,” the scientist told AFP. The second group had only females in their midst.

When the rodents reached maturity, their penises were examined, and the shape and size compared.

Mice exposed to other males from a young age “possessed a thicker ossified penis,” said Andre.

The team speculate it could all be about pleasing the ladies.

Potential partners may prefer “the male best equipped to stimulate the female during mating,” said Andre.

“Higher stimulation may also lead to a shift in female sexual behaviour. For example, she may or may not engage in further copulations according to the stimulation received from her previous mate.”

But this is just one hypothesis, and further study is needed, said the team.

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Yes, further study is absolutely necessary. Report back when you’re satisfied that you’ve gotten to the bottom of why some mice are porn stars.

17 Comments on Hi, What Do You Do For a Living? — I Study Mouse Penis

  1. A handsome young rodent named Gracian
    As a lifeguard became a sensation.
    All the lady mice raved,
    And screamed to be saved
    By his mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.

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  2. I seem to recall moonshiner Popcorn Sutton sported a raccoon penis bone in his hat band. If that sort of thing appeals to ya. You can order them on Amazon. Why that’s possible I haven’t a clue. It’s as big a mystery as how i discovered that possibility.

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  3. Future research will be conducted to unlock the mystery of why liberals (male and female) are often born with their underdeveloped penis on their heads.

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  4. I don’t think we can overstate the importance of this study. Unlocking the secrets of mouse peckers can provide answers to questions about our existence that have plagued man since the dawn of time.

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