Disarming your attacker tutorial

27 Comments on Disarming your attacker tutorial

1. That’s about how inept Adam Sch*t politically seems lately.

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2. ” I cannot kick that high in these jeans. Perhaps you should hold the spatula lower”.

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3. I laughed out loud through the whole thing – twice.

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4. He is as proficient at self defense as Whoopie Goldberg is at interviewing people and why does she still have a job after telling a guest the “get the “F” out of the building on air. Why is that okay with ABC.

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5. It’s funny because it’s true just in reverse. Most, like 99.9%, of disarming attempts do not go as planned. I made that number up, it’s probably closer to 99.99%. It’s why cops never try to disarm someone. Either the potential attackers disarm themselves or they are dropped like a deer in the woods.

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6. The first time I saw that it was presented as a John Brennan self defense class, it took me longer than it should have to realize it was a joke.

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7. You see this all the time with tv dramas where the bad guy could easily kill the good guy but doesn’t because they don’t live in the real world.

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8. When I click on the video, it changes to a blue circle with the triangular “Play” symbol in it. Anyone know why?

9. the 3 Stooges did it better

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10. Too funny.

    I need to go pee now. I know, I know, TMI. But a heck of an accomplishment that I didn’t do it in my pants.

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11. Here’s how you handle two guys with pistols…Seriously!!! 🙂
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EvXVPWGHX0

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12. I was attacked twice within 24 hours in Barcelona in 1977 when I was 25. In situations like that, you must make really quick decisions. I used Miss Congeniality’s suggestion to “SING” – solar, instep, nose and groin. The first 3 set you up for the real kicker, kneeing the assailant in the groin. And then you run like hell.

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13. Hilarious.
    All these losers that put these videos out crack me up. They always work when your attacker is stationary and passive. How often does that happen. Here’s a good video of a couple MMA guys putting some of these interesting moves to the tests.

    https://youtu.be/G10uv57Romo

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14. Every time I see one of these, I am reminded of the Muslim and Harrison Ford.
    Let’s face it, she isn’t Angelia Jolie.

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15. This is a 10 point takedown.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vowxhp03O1Q

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16. Yeah, some guy tried to rob me with a knife back in LA in the eighties.
    Like a dumb shit I took the knife away from him.
    It worked, I was successful. I wasn’t robbed or killed, and (unnamed Mexican Bandito) got chased off in disgrace.
    I got 35 stiches and a good story
    And a free cheap knife

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17. How do you defend yourself against a rasberry?

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18. Vaudeville didn’t die it just speaks with a Spanish accent now.

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19. Si/no? comico, si.

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20. The Spatula! The slapping! 😀 😀 😀

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21. My spatula is bigger than your spatula!

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22. Reminds me of little Jimmy Acosta trying to disarm Sara sanders.

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23. The 3 Stooges teach you self defense!

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24. I just sent this link to two active duty friends, a badass combat marine and a law enforcement guy. I can hardly wait for their reply.

    Damn that was funny.

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25. The only way to stop a bad guy with a spatula is a good guy with a spatula…

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26. What not to do, got it. Needed that.

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27. That’s our very own Larry the Lib in action. There, I said it.
    Very funny Larry.

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