Photo gives new meaning to the phrase “grab em by the pussy” or “more than a handful is a waste” or “mooshelle, fancy meeting you here” or ‘Hillary, please put a muu muu on”
That’s one fat cat I won’t be touching.
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I could have lived out the remainder of my existence having never seen that…….
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
I also hate the leggings and sweats that say JUICY on the ass, no matter what size it is. Come on, that’s just gross. It implies you have anal leakage or a leaky diaper. Blech.
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Time to let the Cat out of the Bag…
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If that tiger roars I’m going to puke.
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Wimoweh Wakandapants?
Used to be, we’d call an ass like that “two cats fighting in a sack”. Never envisioned the possibility of one big cat chasing its tail.
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Tony the Tiger says, “That ain’t Grrreat!” Yikes.
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Oh, dear Lord.
Wimoweh Wakandapants? ROFL 😀 😀
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That’s a big-ass tiger.
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Vietvet August 23, 2018 at 12:50 pm
Terrific parody of my favorite poem, and beast.
Here’s one I came up with years ago, but never posted anywhere:
Toilet, toilet, round and white
In the bathroom, on the right
What immortal hand and eye
Shaped thy smooth bulbousit-i?
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I’d bet you anything that she wore those tiger pants to her local Walmart.
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Does that tiger have a nosebleed or am I having a nightmare?
Photo gives new meaning to the phrase “grab em by the pussy” or “more than a handful is a waste” or “mooshelle, fancy meeting you here” or ‘Hillary, please put a muu muu on”
That’s one fat cat I won’t be touching.
I could have lived out the remainder of my existence having never seen that…….
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
I prefer the mustard tiger.
https://goo.gl/images/2cB5Tj
RIP Philadelphia Collins!
Does this mean there’s a tail sticking out her “front hole”?
The Thigh of the Tiger
Maybe the purpose of that is so you won’t look at the bigger mess the rest of her is.
At one time you gave us an option to go there.
You’re an evil man, Bubba Fur.
If she was about 2 inches wider in the thankles, the cat would have a complete face.
Ahh well, surely plenty of people have called her Purrr-Fect!
I’ll stay way the hell away from the “eye” of THAT tiger, thank you very much…
I guess the cat couldn’t get off the couch in time….
Bad breath in
dogscats.I sure hope it doesn’t hack up a hairball.
What would you call her if she sat on a copy machine?
A copycat? Or a copy machine destroyer! PC LOAD LETTER
I’m feline sick.
That’s a man eater
I actually have this as a meme…
If that sucker roars, we’re all dead
Am I the old one old enough to remember the advertising slogan (for Esso?)…
Put a tiger in your tank!
Do the kitty’s eyes follow a laser pointer?
Think she looks bad in those pants? She has rhino pants, manatee pants, charging elephant pants, but she rocks her two toed sloth pants.
The bark is worse than the bite.
Crouching tiger, hidden lard
I’m not a vet, but I think that tiger needs an anti-inflammatory.
Meee-ouch. 🙀
Are you sure that isn’t a tattoo?
Eewwww.
A litter box
I bet it’s a jungle in there, I’m not lion.
Vince Neil on his way to a gig.
That woman has no friends.
TO FAT TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR !
It still beep beep beeps when it backs up.
She has them on backwards, the pussy goes in the front.
Is that part of the pattern, or does she have dual “skid marks”?
The really bad part is when the tiger sticks its tongue out
Bungle in the Jungle by Jethro Tull comes to mind for some reason.
Steven Tyler sez, Dude, she’s a lady.
Tyger Tyger, burning bright
When it itches through the night,
And mortal hand won’t set it right
Preparation H will cure thy plight.
gives real meaning to “drain the swamp.” yuck
Sad part is, she’s actually running around town looking for her missing pet tiger.
The good news is that the cat won’t eat you.
The bad news is pretty obvious.
The whiskers are a nice touch…
I guess I live a limited existence – I don’t even know what the fuck I’m looking at!
Man! Some things are better left alone …
izlamo delenda est …
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That gurl jus a**backwards.
How does she walk on those teeny feet of hers?
I also hate the leggings and sweats that say JUICY on the ass, no matter what size it is. Come on, that’s just gross. It implies you have anal leakage or a leaky diaper. Blech.
Time to let the Cat out of the Bag…
If that tiger roars I’m going to puke.
Wimoweh Wakandapants?
Used to be, we’d call an ass like that “two cats fighting in a sack”. Never envisioned the possibility of one big cat chasing its tail.
Tony the Tiger says, “That ain’t Grrreat!” Yikes.
Oh, dear Lord.
Wimoweh Wakandapants? ROFL 😀 😀
That’s a big-ass tiger.
Vietvet August 23, 2018 at 12:50 pm
Terrific parody of my favorite poem, and beast.
Here’s one I came up with years ago, but never posted anywhere:
Toilet, toilet, round and white
In the bathroom, on the right
What immortal hand and eye
Shaped thy smooth bulbousit-i?
I’d bet you anything that she wore those tiger pants to her local Walmart.
Does that tiger have a nosebleed or am I having a nightmare?