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Who Knows What This Is And What It Will Be Used For in the Future?

Monday, 3 September 2018, 19:15 BFH Uncategorized 38

Hint- Although it looks like a garrote of some sort, it wasn’t used to kill someone, although they wanted to die of embarrassment.

Answer

ht/ fdr in hell

 

 

38 Comments on Who Knows What This Is And What It Will Be Used For in the Future?

  12. One day Tammy, an RT I had known for probably twenty years, could barely keep from laughing as she told the story of some guy who come into the ER an hour earlier complaining of lower abdominal pain.

    In the X-ray room the cause of the pain could be heard buzzing, the little motor inside could be seen spinning on the fluoroscopic image. When asked how it got up there in such an unusual place. He claimed to have no idea, only that two nights previous he’d hung out all night on the river bank drinking with some casual buddies and the next morning he had the belly ache. When the pain didn’t go away after the first day he decided he ought to go to hospital. This was ten years ago. My bet is he still has the same casual buddies.

    On the internet you can find an X-ray image of a guy with an incandescent light bulb in the same location. It must have taken some unique skills to place it there without breaking it. Perhaps greater skill to get it out with out breaking it. If they did. Idle hands …. screwed up desires. In cartoons a lightbulb often symbolizes a good idea. That wasn’t one.

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  14. I found this site because they had satirical proof obozo had helicopters blocking tourists viewing Mt Rushmore.
    Satirically you were right then, and philosophically you are correct now.
    Where is the donation button?
    Thank you for the sanity that everyone here has in common.
    Society can lose civilization in a generation.
    It isn’t the default option.
    Ok. That sounded more profound before I wrote it.

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  15. DOCTORS were forced to improvise when it came to removing a sex toy from one unlucky patient.

    As opposed to a lucky patient?

    The 23inch dildo had become stuck in the man’s rectum 24 hours before he went to hospital

    “became stuck”? Kind of passive; how about he put it in there. Own it, guy!

    Lastly, 23 inches????????

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  19. ” … What It Will Be Used For in the Future?”

    … getting democRats feet out of their mouths … ala Andy Cuomho, Lie-a-watha, Maxi-Pad Watters, O’Breezy, Crazy Uncle Joe, Al NotSoSharpton, et al …

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  26. YIKES!
    There is a knot tying challenge where the objective is to create a knot that lets you hang from an icicle on the rope. Could have benefited from that knowledge here.
    Glad they got it out.

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  29. There’s an old one frame cartoon which I guess made rounds on medical websites.

    A proctologist is sitting in a chair between spread legs ready to prob his area of anatomy interest.

    The doctor looks at the nurse in disbelief as she attempts to hand him a Bud Light and says to her, “No, that’s not what I wanted. I asked you to bring me a butt light.”

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  32. The assumption that they might want to die of embarrassment may be incorrect.

    Embarrassment over being found out – not of the actions necessitating the discovery by others.

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  33. I have had way too many anatomy and microbiology classes to think the back hole is for anything other than waste removal.
    Just don’t get it, then again, I don’t get Miles Davis either.
    Not cool enough.

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