It’s meth related… of course.
KENNEWICK, WA
Three people were arrested by Kennewick police on Labor Day for having methamphetamine, including a man allegedly caught in a compromising position with an injured beaver.
Richard M. Delp, Jordan D. Lewis and Megan L. Williams were picked up in two separate busts more than six hours apart.
Delp, 35, is accused of having sexual contact with the wild animal in Columbia Park.
The beaver was hit by a car sometime Monday night, and a woman who found it ran home for a box so she could transport the injured animal to a veterinarian, according to Sgt. Aaron Clem.
The woman reportedly returned to the Kennewick park to find a man lying next to the beaver.
She wondered if the man, later identified as Delp, was comforting with the animal, said Clem. But then she realized he was partially clothed.
The animal may have still been alive at that point, but it was dead when officers arrived in the park.
Delp, who is listed as a transient, was booked into the Benton County jail at 12:50 a.m. Tuesday on suspicion of first-degree animal cruelty and meth possession, both felonies. He is being held without bail.
ht/ cynic
KENNEWICK MAN!
lol,was it even a female beaver? Did the f-stick even care?
A little hard on the Beaver Ward
(Someone was going to go there)
File this one under:
Yer Doing It Wrong!
Maybe he identifies as muskrat Sam….
Beavers are carriers of rabies. I hope he gets his just reward.
This is a perfect example of the chaos that can result when someone takes a slang term literally.
“Nice beaver!”
“Thanks! I just had it stuffed!”
I love the expression of the beaver on the cover page. He looks like he’s getting a surprise.
It may not be a great thing to have on your criminal record, but it couldn’t hurt to have it on your resume’ if you were running for a spot on the Seattle City Council.
” … copulating with an injured Beaver…”
so many jokes in this story …. so little time
Wow….. of all the states to compete with…. Washington picks Florida.
Too bad it wasn’t a porcupine
Lucky the Beaver was injured when he pulled out his wood!
FYI
Those things bite, he had to be high, they can take a finger or whatever right off.
A maybe time to fast lane drug dealers, say, make them take everything they have on them.
Naked Gun movie
https://youtu.be/wS3LWOTCW4A
Nice beaver.
Hope he passed on oral sex. That would destroy a woody.
You’d have to be a real prick to boink a porcupine. And why do all these stories seem to originate in Wash. state? This is your brain and your pecker on meth. He should be the new poster boy for what not to do ever.
He was probably an admirer of Enumclaw Horse sex man
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/man-in-infamous-enumclaw-horse-sex-case-faces-new-charges-in-tennessee/
Pretty stiff competition here wa state
Well, he did take the Beaver to dinner and a movie.
My friend copulated with a beaver on his wedding night. Though bruised and walking with a limp his bride payed no nevermind.
He is a lucky son of a bitch. I remember this from a few years back.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belarus/9987265/Beaver-bites-man-to-death.html
And these sick assholes walk around free thanks to the democrat party.
Pray for this man. The upside could be that eventually he’ll have to repent of his sins and this one is going to be excruciating to admit.
What is the deal with drugs today? Back in my day you smoked some opium, and sat around. Maybe got some bed sores, if you sat the same way too much. Nowadays they’re chewing homeless guys’ faces off, and having carnal relations with road kill. I’d say it’s Trump’s fault, but I’m waiting for the vodka to kick in.
There’s a bunch of us in Washington that aren’t too happy with this guy. Washington politicians are a pretty sorry bunch, but acts like this might make him electable.
Hey it could be worse we in Wash. state could be like our Southern neighbor Oregon and be called the beaver state.
I like a big fat hairy beaver!…… apologies to the Diceman.
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
It’s probably a good thing there are no beavers in Florida….