Elizabeth Warren found a lackey who would be willing to put their name out there saying he found “strong evidence” that she could have a tincture of DNA markers suggesting some sort of Native American relative.
In desperation, the guy was forced to start using DNA databases in Mexico and Canada to try and link Warren to any Indian whatsoever.
He found something 10 generations back, which would make her 1/1024 of an Indian. I can do a DNA test on a piano leg and have it come back 1/1024 of an Indian.
This is ridiculous.
According to the analysis, if Warren’s great-great-great-grandmother were Native American, she would be considered 1/32 Native American. Should Warren’s ancestor date back 10 generations, she would be only 1/1,024 Native American. (The newspaper originally pegged the latter figure as 1/512, but in a correction that didn’t do Warren any favors, later added a note saying, “Due to a math error, a story about Elizabeth Warren misstated the ancestry percentage of a potential 10th generation relative. It should be 1/1,024.”)
“To put that in perspective, Warren might even be less Native American than the average European American,” Republican National Committee Deputy Communications Director Mike Reed said in an email, while saying this would “not give you the right to claim minority status.”
But as Warren mulls a presidential run in 2020, her Senate re-election campaign produced a video playing up the results.
In it, Warren says: “The president likes to call my mom a liar. What do the facts say?”
Stanford University Professor Carlos D. Bustamante replies: “The facts suggest that you absolutely have Native American ancestry in your pedigree.”
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I can probably find that I am 1/1024 negro.
Can we end all of this “white privilege” ridiculousness now?
If Warren is an Indian, I am a POC!!!!
Now let me into Harvard.
I shook an indian’s hand and more Indian got into my body than what Fauxcahontas has.
She is 110% douchebag, and she didn’t even need to study for that test.
By the standards she used we all have Indian blood. She’ll brag and exploit being part Chinese too if it holds an advantage for her. Part Indian all jerk.
Heh. The entertainment value of this just won’t let up.
She is definitely a squawmous carcinoma upon American politics.
This story of hers still doesn’t jive… A generation is roughly 25 years……so she got a little injun in her 150 to 250 years ago, but didn’t she have a version of her Granma & Granpa having to elope because her Granma was an Injun? why yes, yes she did…“I am very proud of my heritage,” Warren said at the time, according to news articles. “These are my family stories. This is what my brothers and I were told by my mom and my dad, my mammaw and my pappaw. This is our lives. And I’m very proud of it.”
In that 2012 campaign ad, Warren said that her parents had to elope because her father’s family didn’t like that her mother “was part Cherokee and part Delaware.”
and then the wedding was posted in some Oklahoma paper and they didn’t elope….it’s hard to keep all your lies straight when TRUMP LIVES IN HER HEAD!!!! lol
Since it’s South American “indian,” is she going to start espeaking de Spaniss on the campaign trail?
This is hilarious. I don’t expect any tribes to give her a CDIB card anytime soon.
I’ll accept that finding if an individual with 1/1024 African American ancestry can receive affirmative action preference.
Nowadays, shouldn’t she be saying she’s 1/32 Mexican?
Facts don’t “suggest”.
It either is, or it ain’t.
That’s why it’s called a “fact”.
Sounds like the kind of conclusion that was bought & paid for – by the DNC.
Was the DNA test conducted by the same shill as Dr. Blazing Fraud’s polygraph?
The good news is, by that standard of truthiness, even though Brett Kavanaugh is a federal Supreme Court justice, rape accusations will plummet. Any one — regardless of gender — that has ever peed in a public “men’s room” while another visitor was still in the room, is now gay. It’s Science!
Some Native American’s dog pissed on her leg, that’s as close as she’ll get to being an Indian.